The Dungeon, Dwelling of the Slave

2005-06-29T11:04:00.000-05:00

Only have one thing to say today.

I want my Shrubs. If you seen or heard from Shrubbery in the last couple of months, let me know. For the life of me I can't get a hold of her.

Just want to know that she's still alive and kicking is all.

The Slave is back out.

2005-06-15T11:58:00.000-05:00

*sigh*

Yes, I'm here again. Here to talk a little bit about a subject that I'm sure everyone is sick to death of hearing about, but I have to do it anyway.

Michael Jackson. He was found not guilty in case you've been living under several tons of rock. This is a travesty of justice of the highest order. All I've been seeing since the verdict came in is his supporters parading around saying things like "See, he didn't do it", and "He's completely innocent otherwise he wouldn't have been found not guilty." Puhleeaaasse. Just because the jury found him not guilty does not mean that he didn't molest any children. It proves absolutely nothing more than the people they chose for jury duty that day are complete and utter morons.

In a interview I watched with the jury after the trial was over most members of the jury said that they thought he was guilty of molesting children. Yes, go back and read that sentence one more time, I'll wait. Done? Good.

Fucking idiots. Let me get this straight. This pervert was on trial for child molestation. You, the jury, believed he was guilty of child molestation. In your infinite stupidity you took your duty to convict this man whom you believed was guilty and found him innocent anyway. Now go back and read that sentence again as well. I'll wait once more.

Can someone, anyone, explain to me how twelve people who are sitting on a jury, and believes the defendant is guilty, can still come up with a verdict of not guilty? I really don't understand this. I admit that my faith in humanity is pretty damn low. And my faith in the judicial system has always been even lower than that. But this just takes all of my expectations and beliefs and tosses them in a porta potty and stirs them around with the rest of the shit. Idiocy like this cannot be allowed to continue.

Right now, at this very moment, someone somewhere should sterilize all twelve members of that jury. That's right, these people should NOT be allowed to breed. If they have children right now, the children should be taken away in the hopes that they can still be saved from the ignorance that they are obviously being deluged in by these twelve people. Then these people should be locked up. For a very long time. With Michael Jackson. Then we'd see what kind of verdict they'd turn in.

I could go on and on about this for pages and pages. I think I'll just leave it here though and go have a beer.

*shakes head and the general stupidity of those twelve people*

The Slave is back out.

2005-06-06T21:46:00.000-05:00

Once again, it's been a little while since I've been here. Life has been kinda hectic lately. Boring stuff, but a whole lot of it. That's why renovations in Slavey's Dungeon have been put on hiatus for the time being. Hopefully not too long though.

Now on to the good stuff.

Paris Hilton. I can't even tell you how sick and tired I am of seeing and hearing about this rottenly spoiled gutter trash. That's right, this woman is trash. Don't be blinded by the money, the jewelry, or the chihuahua, this bitch is evil to the core. How this woman got famous for for fucking and sucking some white trash club loser and selling the video tape is way beyond me. I just don't get it. Can someone explain to me why the world loves this slut? Anyone? Is this the kind of garbage you want your daughter growing up to emulate? Getting drunkenly stupid and jumping on the first swinging meat she can find? I won't even go into the fact thst she looks like a deformed Ken doll in drag. So, can anyone explain to me the appeal of this whorish drag queen? I'm listening.

Ok, enough about that for now. On to something else.

The state of television. It might be looking up for the moment. Tomorrow is the premier of "The Insider". Tim Minear is a tv GOD. Watch it. If you don't I'm going to have Paris Hilton come and stay with you for a month. I can do it. And in just over a month begins the new seasons of Stargate SG1, and Atlantis. I wasn't really looking forward to the new season of SG1 until I found out about the new cast additions. Ben Browder is coming on. Claudia Black is coming back. Mitch Pileggi, who has been a fave of mine since I first saw him in "Shocker", is coming on. That alone is enough to make me tune in. And I just love Atlantis on its own merits. Other than that, I'll wait until the new season starts on the other major networks before I comment on any of their shows. And if I spaced and left out something you think I should know about starting up soon, let me know.

Cars. Cars really suck. I hate cars. Except for the one I'm driving now. It rocks. You can't beat a station wagon that gets 35 miles per gallon, especially with the horrific gas prices. I suppose my opinion of my Cavalier might change the first time it breaks on me, but probably not.

The weather. Damn hot around here. The weatherman says it's supposed to get up to around 95-100 tomorrow. And with the ridiculously high humidity and dew point that usually means heat indexes in the 110-115 range. Yes, it gets that hot in Nebraska in the summer. Even hotter around mid july. Thank goodness for air conditioning.

Beer. Beer is still good. Especially when the weather is scorching hot as it is here right now. Remember this. Your family may blow donkey sack, your friends may desert you, your pet may shit on the carpet, but beer will always be there for you. It won't judge you. It won't leave you. It will always do what it has always done for you. Beer. The other other white meat. Beer, it's what's for dinner. Beer, a loaf of bread in every can. Beer.

Well, I suppose I've rambled enough for the moment. Stop back again for another edition of "Slavey's Inane Ramblings". And in the word of some sadly famous white trash whore, "That's Hot".

The Slave is back out.

2005-05-17T12:17:00.000-05:00

Just stopping in for a quick note. The Slave has found a new vehicle. Well, it isn't new, but it is new to me. And this one actually runs. So, goodbye to the untrustworthy shadow, hello to the cavalier station wagon.

Just thought I'd let you all know that the Slave is mobile again. At least for now.

The Slave is back out.

2005-05-15T12:30:00.000-05:00

Ok, I know it's been a while since I've been here. Couldn't be helped. Real life took over for a while and I haven't been anywhere near my computer for almost a month. And Blogger and webtv don't exactly cooperate so I couldn't post while I was on the road. But I'm here now.

Quick reflections.

Lawyers suck ass. Ok, maybe not all lawyers are blood sucking parasites. I'm sure there are some real nice ones out there. I haven't met them. Every laywer I have ever met has been a boil on the ass of society.

Beer is still good. I love beer. I could use one right now as a matter of fact.

The Gas company that I have been fighting in Colorado is the biggest conglomeration of piss ant life sucking asshats I've ever had the misfortune to do business with. You donut punchers can kiss my lily white ass. And I mean that sincerely. I'm not done with you yet. Before it's all finished you will rue the day you ever heard my name.

My car. Still broke. Every time I think I have it fixed it sneaks around behind me and bites me on the ass again. And I can't even get anywhere right now to look at buying a different car because my car doesn't run. Grrrrrrrrrr.

My life. Still breathing. I suppose that's good. Well, on most days it is. The last three or four days have been for shit. Breaking things. Getting stuck in the middle of nowhere in a monsoon like rainstorm. *sigh*

Anyway, that's about it for now. I know I promised a change of scenery around here but it was preempted by life. It'll come.

In the meantime, I did find this humorous little site while I was out of town. Go here and enjoy. :)

rathergood.com

The Slave is back out.

2005-03-24T22:32:00.000-06:00

Thought I'd let you all know that you will soon be seeing a new and improved Dungeon in the near future. That beautiful clock is just the beginning. Renovations will abound shortly.

Now on to business. Well, I really don't have any business to attend to so I guess I'll just ramble a little. Going on a trip soon. Shouldn't be gone for more than a week though. Heading to Colorado to get my taxes done on some land my family owns there. I'd say that this is going to be about the biggest pain in my ass for a while, but a couple of weeks after that I have to go back. Won't go into too much detail about what I'll be doing there but suffice it to say that it involves breaking a lease, litigation, and the biggest bunch of conniving assholes I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Fucking bastards. Pisses me off just thinking about them.

So I'll move on to something else. Beer. Beer is good. Beer is good for you. A loaf of bread in every can. You can't beat beer. Beer kicks ass. Except for that new Budweiser select. Avoid that stuff like the plague. Drink water instead as it's pretty much the same thing and water tastes soooo much better. A friend of mine bought some because it was on sale here. And we tried to drink it. That stuff isn't even good after you've had a twelve of the regular stuff first. I know, I tried. Most of my friends and I are big beer drinkers. The convenience store on the corner would have folded looong ago if not for our drinking habits. And we all luvs our Budweiser, but it was unanimous. Stay away from that nastiness.

Next. On to the state of our government. HAH, got you there. Not going to discuss that badness today either. I'm better off talking politics when I've had a few, or a few dozen. Since I haven't partaken of my Budweiser habit today I'll skip the whole deal of calling Congress a pack of asshats of ginormous proportions. I shall not say that GW Bush is an uneducated idiot who I really wouldn't even trust to take my fast food order let alone run the country. I refuse to talk about the shambles that is the current state of social security and the fact that, by the time I'm anywhere close to retirement age, there isn't going to be any money left there at all even though they keep raking everyone over the coals taking money to put into it. Nope, not going to talk about that stuff.

I think that's about enough rambling for now. Have a good one folks. Thanks for stopping by. Don't forget to tag the board. C'Ya.

The Slave is back out.

2005-03-14T22:24:00.000-06:00

Back again. Sorry I haven't been doing the update thing on a regular basis. Been pretty busy with stuff lately. Stuff and things. You know how it is. Just thought I'd drop off a quick update since my computer seems to be cooperating for the moment.

Been sick for a little while. Nothing major, just a nasty cold. Pretty much kept me from doing much of anything for the last week and a half. So, car not fixed. Cabin fever hitting pretty hard. Hadn't had a beer in over a week, and that is astounding for me. I'm craving pretty hard but since almost everything I eat and drink tastes kinda nasty because of the cold I have so far refrained. Maybe some Wild Turkey would hit the spot though. Hmmmm.

Before I leave, I have one what the fuck moment for you all to consider. About the tragedy that happend in Atlanta and political correctness. Whomever thought it was a good idea to have a 120lb woman guarding a 200lb ex football player who had been recently found with two shanks in his shoe. If you haven't heard about this it ended with that man overpowering and murdering this woman to escape custody. What the fuck were you people thinking? Who is the brain surgeon that said "Sure, she can take care of herself if he starts some trouble. After all, he's chained up and she has a gun. It doesn't matter that he's twice her size with three times her strength. She can handle herself". Good job numb nuts. This is a case where being politically correct got someone killed. This could have been easily avoided if someone would have just used their brain a little instead of listening to all of the idiots that spout P.C. slogans about men and women being equal. I'm all for everyone being treated equally, having the same jobs, sharing the same responsibilities and all of that, but this was just idiocy at it's highest point. Whether you want to admit it or not, there are some areas where men and women are not equal. I know you're probably saying "Slavey, I know a woman who would kick your ass". And you may be right. Show me that one woman and I'll show you 1000 more that have absolutely no chance of even carrying my tv up the stairs let alone coming out of a row in one piece.

This may sound bad, and it will probably piss off a lot of people that come here. But if you can't see the truth that's right in front of your face in a situation like this, as I know a lot of people can't, then you obviously haven't learned anything from the incident that I have pointed out to you. Men and women are NOT created equal in all areas. It's a fact of life. Face it and maybe we can avoid the next innocent person being murdered because of some ass backwards politically correct stupidity.

And the Slave is back out.

2005-02-20T22:11:00.000-06:00

Yes, I'm back. I know the Dungeon has been mighty silent for quite some time, and I'm sorry about that. Every time I have tried to post, which in all honesty hasn't been often, I have been unable to get the screen to load. Same old same old I guess.

Update. Car was fixed. Now it's not. However it isn't the same problem as before. It's pulling a code 13 which is a vaccum leak. Normally this wouldn't be a problem to fix. You start the car and start pulling lines or doing a little spraying and the leak becomes apparent. I emphasize that you need to START and RUN the car to find these things. On this car however a vaccum leak totally shuts down everything and prevents the car from starting. You see the problem. I have to run the car to find the leak and I have to find the leak or the car won't run. And there are somewhere around 30 different vaccum lines on this thing. Doesn't that sound like fun.

I know what you're probably thinking right now. Slavey, you should get rid of that car. I would but pretty soon everything that could go wrong will be fixed. Then there will really be no point it getting a new car. That and I really can't afford it right now so I'm kinda stuck with this one for the time being.

In other news, well there really isn't any other news. Life has been pretty uneventful for me lately. Which I actually kind of like. I feel pretty good. The weather has been nice. The creditors and I have been having fun playing phone tag. I'm on top of the world.

On to other things. A few years ago there was this thing called the National No Call List. I'm sure you heard about it. You put your name and phone number on the list and telemarketers are not supposed to call your home. A pretty good thing for the most part. However, something happened a couple of days ago that kind of made me regret putting my number on this list. I was at a friends house having a few beers and watching some movies when his phone rang. He is one of those people that don't answer their phone. No caller ID. So I decided I was going to answer it. On the other end was this nice fellow who sounded like he had just come out of some rap video trying to sell me a cell phone. Well, that's not exactly accurate. He was going to give me the phone as long as I signed the contract for a certain amount of minutes per month. Here is how that conversation went.

rap guy "Hello sir. I have an amazing offer..."

me "Just tell me what you're peddling and make it quick. People are dying here and you're making me miss it."

rap guy "I have this wonderful offer for you..."

me "Didn't I just tell you to tell me what you're selling? Skip the cheesy sales pitch and just spit it out before I get pissed and hang up."

rap guy "Sir, we would like to give you this free cell phone."

me "I don't need a cell phone. The phone in my house works just fine. You're talking to me on it right now. See how good it works?"

rg "But this one is free yo. You don't have to pay a damn thing fo it."

me "Okay, what's the catch?"

rg "Catch? There aint no catch man. The phone is free."

me "Okay, I'll take your free phone."

rg "Really? (yes, he seemed genuinely surprised. Either he had just started this job or has been getting phones slammed down in his ear for a while)
Well then I just need your credit card number and we'll send it right out yo."

me "Why do you need my credit card number? You just told me that the phone was free."

rg "Hey man, I need the credit card number so we can start your phone service yo."

me "But you didn't say anything about signing up for any service. You said you were going to give me a free phone."

rg "But what are you going to do with the phone if you don't have any service."

me "Probably sell it or trade it to some drug dealer for some crack."

rg "Well the service is only going to cost 34.99 a month..."

me "I just told you I don't want any service. I'm going to sell the phone for drugs, not use it. And I don't want some drug dealer getting any free minutes off of my phone. Do you know how many minutes a pusher can rack up in a month? I'm not going through that again. I just want the free phone."

rg "Well, I can't send you the phone without the service yo. Come on homes, it's only 34.99 a month."

me "I can't afford to pay that much for phone service. Especially on a phone I'm selling for crack. If I had an extra 34.99 a month I'd be buying and extra 34.99 worth of crack, not your damn phone service."

rg "Yo man, it's just 34.99. That isn't very much. Even I can afford that much a month."

me "Yeah, but you obviously have a job. I don't have a job. Hell, I've been pimping out my dog for months just trying to keep up with my drug and reese's pieces habits. It isnt easy you know. And I think the dog is getting tired of servicing all of my neighbors if you know what I mean. The last time I put her in the driveway with her 'will be your sugar puppy for $2.00' sign she looked like she was going tear me a new asshole. Or piss on my face while I'm sleeping or something. So as you can imagine I don't want to get my face urinated on while I'm sleeping and as a result I'm a little strapped for cash."

rg "Are you serious homes? That's pretty fucked up yo."

me "I hear you. You'd think she would be happy to do a little work for her food. It's not like I take all of my dogs' prostitution cash and spend it on drugs, I let her keep 15% for her own food. And she looks at me like she wants to kill me for it. Ungrateful Bitch."

rg "Yo homes, I don't think I want to hear anymore of this. You're fuckin' sick yo. You need some help."

me "That's what I've been trying to tell you all along. I need help. So skip the service, send me the phone, I'll sell it for some crack and my dog can have the week off. She'll thank you for it I swear. Probably even give you a freebie if you're ever in the area."

*click*

He hasn't called back yet.

I used to have so much fun with telemarketers. I could entertain myself for half of the night chatting with these nice folk. And some of them actually seemed genuinely grateful for the entertainment. Makes me wonder if I can get my number taken off of that no call list.

One last thing. I'm not a crack addict/user. I do NOT pimp my dog out for drugs OR reese's pieces. And all of the drug dealers I know have their own damn cell phone.

And the Slave is back out

2005-01-23T23:11:00.000-06:00

Just someting of a quick update for those of you who have been wondering where I've been.

The Slave has triumphed. That's right, my car is back among the living. How long it's going to last this time I'm not sure, but for now it's fixed. What a humongous pain in the ass that was. For the second time. By the time this problem occurs again, and it will happen, hopefully I'll have enough cash saved to either get a new engine for this car, or a different car altogether. I'd rather get a different engine as I really like this car, but I'll just have to see how it all shakes down in the end. It is however, time for the Slave to take a break from fixing his car.

On to football. It's going to be the Patriots and the Eagles in the Super Bowl. I suppose I don't mind seeing the Eagles go, but I really didn't want the Pats going again this year. I'll be watching, but not too interested in the outcome. Especially seeing as the only pro team I really like other than Green Bay only won two frikkin' games this year. That's right, you know who you are. And you should be deeply ashamed by your performance this year. Hell, even my Cornhuskers won half of their games this year and they blew like a hooker at a Naval party in Vegas.

In other news, I was deeply saddened to hear of Johnny Carsons passing. Like most people out there I grew up watching him on tv. I even had the opportunity to see the house he grew up in right here in Nebraska. My condolences to the family and friends of this showbiz icon.

Expect a more in depth update coming real soon.

The Slave is back out.

2004-12-28T11:52:00.000-06:00

The Slave has triumphed again. Well, maybe not complete victory yet, but I'm hopeful. I finally figured out what was wrong with my car. It took almost two months and a few hundred dollars, but I have nailed the problem. The timing belt is broken. You might be asking "Slavey, why didn't you check this first?" Well, I'll tell you. That's what was wrong with the car when I bought. I fixed it already. Most timing belts last around 100,000 to 120,000 miles. This one only has 5,000 miles on it. I was fairly certain that wasn't the problem. Shows you what I know. Anyway, there it is. New timing belt coming and then the Slave should be up and running again.

Happy Holidays to everyone out there. I know I missed Christmas for those of you who celebrate, but I'm early for New Years. I'll be in touch when my wheels are mobile again.

And the Slave is back out.

2004-12-18T13:39:00.000-06:00

One thing I forgot. I give to you, the Angry Baby.

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/2628/angrybaby7sb.jpg

The Slave is back out. Again.

2004-12-18T11:36:00.000-06:00

Well, here I am again. I know it's been a little while since I've updated. Couldn't be helped.

Ripped the car apart. Pretty much found the problem. Yeppes, it's dead. Not just mostly dead, all the way dead. Like needs a new engine type dead. Oh well, I really can't complain too much. Picked it up cheap, put 5,000 miles on it, killed it. Could be worse.

Haven't been doing too much other than working on the old car and trying to find a new one to drive. No luck on either front so far so I'll just keep on looking.

In unrelated news, since I haven't been doing too much of anything lately, I'll just toss out some more interesting stuff found at GameFAQS. If you're easily offended, you might want to skip to the end.

Why is it "Mentally challenged"?
From: Sirkusphreak | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:45:39 PM | Message Detail
I never got that. Thats a stupid phrase. I mean, working complex calculas problems is mentally challenging, trying to figure out why a car isn't shifting properly when you take it for a spin is mentally challenging... hell, trying to figure out why your pornography you just downloaded won't play is mentally challenging also.

Are these people just thinking REALLY REALLY hard all the time, and thats why we call them the mentally challenged?

From the looks of it, they don't look like they are thinking at all.

Infact, i say we take back our phrase "Mentally challenged", and give them a new one, "The Mentally Unchallenged".

Hell, i mean look at them. Go ahead and ask them a question.

"Hey, whats that smell?"

"Buh!! nnnghh"

See? It doesn't sound like he was thinking too hard at all when he came up with that response.

"Hey, whats teh meaning of life?"

"toaster makes bread hot!"

See? no thought put into that sentence at all. Even if he does think about the meaning of life, that is a mentally challenging question for anyone, even Stephen Hawking.

Those are just my 2 cents for a question no one bothers to ask. Its thoughts like these that keep me moving swiftly through he unemployment line.

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From: Witjay | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:47:00 PM | Message Detail
You are the greatest human being ever. That was excellent.
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From: Perfect Rusty Spoon | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:50:57 PM | Message Detail
Mentally Challenged doesn't mean that their brains are being challenged, it means that their brains are inferior to others.

But it's just semantics. Same thing when idiots say "But EVERY game is a role playing game" RPGs refer to a genre of games that are like fantasy and has a lot to do with numbers and stats.

Stop taking words literally

From: addicted one | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:52:51 PM | Message Detail
This actually made me laugh.
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From: Dan56M3 | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:53:37 PM | Message Detail
That truly is the definition of excellent.
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From: An1m8t3d | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:54:15 PM | Message Detail
"Hey, whats that smell?"

"Buh!! nnnghh"

See? It doesn't sound like he was thinking too hard at all when he came up with that response.

"Hey, whats teh meaning of life?"

XD
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From: GhettoVenger | Posted: 11/26/2004 11:54:55 PM | Message Detail
Brilliant.

*claps*
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From: Sirkusphreak | Posted: 11/27/2004 12:32:56 AM | Message Detail
I can't say too much about the physically challenged though. I mean, it is pretty challenging for a paralized midget to wipe his ass and whack it, you know?

But regardless, i just like callin them "Cripples" for the hell of it. Lets them know their place.

Hell, they even used the term in the bible. Whats so bad about that?

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From: gnomes | Posted: 11/27/2004 12:40:10 AM | Message Detail
I once read somewhere someone refer to the mentally handicap as "specially gifted".
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From: lone socialist | Posted: 11/27/2004 12:56:21 AM | Message Detail
"Buh!! nnnghh"

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From: DeliriumTrigger | Posted: 11/27/2004 1:01:52 AM | Message Detail
El em ay oh at this topic.

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From: Current Events Bot | Posted: 11/27/2004 1:04:07 AM | Message Detail
"Buh!! nnnghh"

True gold.

*applauds*
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From: Sirkusphreak | Posted: 11/27/2004 6:37:44 AM | Message Detail
I'm suprised i got so many positive posts. Usually when i start with my rants, people start pointing out my flawed logic and attack me with feeble arguments.

I've reached a new level of posting!

*trys not to let it get to his head*

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From: frnak | Posted: 11/27/2004 6:51:19 AM | Message Detail
Fetus Man is the Maddox of GameFAQs.

From: Sirkusphreak | Posted: 11/27/2004 6:56:23 AM | Message Detail
I once read somewhere someone refer to the mentally handicap as "specially gifted".

Those are the kinds of gifts i take back to walmart and get store credit for.

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From: Wario Vs Moo Chicken | Posted: 11/27/2004 7:07:04 AM | Message Detail
I agree.
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From: Sir Balmung | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:04:03 AM | Message Detail
Touch Dizzy, Get... Fuzzy?
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That was not a rhetorical question I did actually expect a sensible answer, instead I get a foolish neologism thrown at me, last time I ever expect something sensible from a cretin.

If I was complaining it would read something immature like "what is the ****ing point in ****ing saving dead ****ing topics you **** eat **** and die ****ing **** ****** ****".
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From: Master Trainer | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:05:08 AM | Message Detail
XD
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From: Justin Miller | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:05:46 AM | Message Detail
Somebody was a bad widdle boy...
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From: Sir Balmung | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:05:48 AM | Message Detail
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From: Spring Rubber | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:05:52 AM | Message Detail
O_ï¿½
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From: Sir Balmung | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:06:30 AM | Message Detail
Now, my question...why weren't they banned?

From: Master Trainer | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:07:04 AM | Message Detail
We may never know O_o
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From: Seele | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:07:06 AM | Message Detail
WTF?
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From: Spring Rubber | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:08:25 AM | Message Detail
My first guess was duckbear, but weren't those warnings? Also, don't overturned moderations disappear from the mod history?
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From: Justin Miller | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:08:31 AM | Message Detail
Wow... there was MORE?
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From: Sir Balmung | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:10:57 AM | Message Detail
Yeah, as you can see, I had to divide it up...I think the post message screen stopped me and said it was too long (about 14,000 characters when 4096 is the max).

From: coolcow909 | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:13:25 AM | Message Detail
probably an overactive poster who had a signature wipe.
They have to delete every message with the signature, but they only really get punished once.
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From: Sir Balmung | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:14:09 AM | Message Detail
Can't be a sig wipe, or those would've all been NKLs.

From: AnubisZeroOne | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:22:02 AM | Message Detail
>_>;

Wow...
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From: lbuki | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:23:12 AM | Message Detail
Could it be... BLUE CYCLONE'S ?!... XD
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From: Blueberry Buttface | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:23:50 AM | Message Detail
Was that that Boardwalkers guy that Sash nailed with all those moderations?
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From: Heroic Marle | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:24:21 AM | Message Detail
Are you sure that isn't a glitch? o_O
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From: Justin Miller | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:24:35 AM | Message Detail
Well, if we keep this bumped maybe a mod can come in and tell us what is up with this...
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From: Seele | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:26:50 AM | Message Detail
*crosses his fingers for Sash*
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From: Heroic Marle | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:30:50 AM | Message Detail
OH!

I know who he is. He's Murlin, the guy who flooded the Kirby topic. The message in question was NKL'd simply because he was already banned and with -457 karma before people marked the said message.
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From: Justin Miller | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:31:34 AM | Message Detail
Is that a record for negative Karma?
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From: Heroic Marle | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:32:08 AM | Message Detail
I'm 100% sure it's him, I'm a regular on that board and I posted in said topic a couple of times.

I wonder why people would mark a banned user, though >_>
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From: Seele | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:33:09 AM | Message Detail
Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy.
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From: Seele | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:34:04 AM | Message Detail
Is that a record for negative Karma?

The record is in the 700's I believe.
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From: UltimaterializerX | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:36:18 AM | Message Detail
That was Murlin, someone who spammed a topic and was modded en masse for it. I was watching it go down the entire time.
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From: Heroic Marle | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:37:31 AM | Message Detail
That was Murlin, someone who spammed a topic and was modded en masse for it. I was watching it go down the entire time.

I'm so quicker than you. ^_^
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From: krull | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:37:38 AM | Message Detail
I remember that day, if that is the same guy.
Good times!...lol
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From: Heroic Marle | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:38:53 AM | Message Detail
Good times, indeed. Shame the topic got closed, though, a lot of people liked it.
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From: bansama | Posted: 11/20/2004 1:24:15 AM | Message Detail
I know who he is. He's Murlin, the guy who flooded the Kirby topic.

I'd second that opinion.

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From: kirbyroks | Posted: 11/20/2004 1:35:34 AM | Message Detail
All those notifications = 525 karma lost.
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From: Shadow12040 | Posted: 11/20/2004 11:22:59 AM | Message Detail
Only a few notifications...
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From: l Dudeboy l | Posted: 11/20/2004 11:26:47 AM | Message Detail
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From: metoolfan | Posted: 11/20/2004 12:04:47 PM | Message Detail
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XD

I marked that one. ^_^

And last, one of my fave topics by one of fave other GFAQS mods, Sashanan. The definition of mod abuse. And foolish posters.

Life, the Universe, and Everything
Mod abuse on request
From: Sashanan | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:39:22 PM | Message Detail
Post here to be abused.

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From: Ender Wiggin | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:44:35 PM | Message Detail
XD

thanks.
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From: Bloofy | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:46:48 PM | Message Detail
go again!
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From: Jerec | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:46:57 PM | Message Detail
Pfft, Disruptive Posting? Is that all you've got?
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From: Sashanan | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:48:17 PM | Message Detail
One per user, folks; don't be greedy.

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From: Jerec | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:49:41 PM | Message Detail
*marks this topic for trolling*
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From: Polished Car | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:50:54 PM | Message Detail
ok now you can mod abuse this post >_>

I've already lost 800+ karma on this account due to massive warnings over the years... what's a little more karma? Oh, and could you mod this message for board invasion? I've never gotten one of those types of moderations before.
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From: Polished Car | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:52:36 PM | Message Detail
XD my message that got deleted actually violated the ToS. Funny thing is, I didn't even lose karma for it...
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From: DogDaySunrise | Posted: 11/17/2004 7:53:49 PM | Message Detail
Invasion! That scared the bajeezus outta me when i saw it.
*is calm now*
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BEST.TOPIC.EVAR.
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Sexual preference? o.O
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This Topic will not end well for anyone.

Even Sashanan.
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From: Sashanan | Posted: 11/17/2004 8:01:25 PM | Message Detail
But at least I won't die bored.

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We love you, Sashanan! You're the best moderator EVER! ^_^

*sees if this Sash will also delete this one*
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Good clean moderator fun. XD

And the Slave is back out.

2004-12-06T13:35:00.000-06:00

Well, still working on the car. Fuel pump was not the problem. Not sure what's going on but I'll get it eventually. Thing is there are around 20 different things that can be causing this one problem so it could take a while.

This is for you Onesy. I have read recently that Vincent D'Onofrio is going to be leaving L&O:CI. And that he will possibly be replaced by Chris Noth. God I hope that this is not true as it would mean the end of me watching this show. Truly despise Noth as a replacement. Anyway, have you heard or read anything about this? You can reply in the tagboard or PM me at Caritas.

As I'm still pretty busy I really don't have much of an update. I did find this little story on GameFAQS a few days ago. Gave me a chuckle.

From: Informative | Posted: 12/3/2004 4:31:25 AM | Message Detail
Okay. Over the course of a few weeks, a series of unfortunate events has led up to what has probably been the most humiliating moment in my life--I will elaborate here for no apparent reason.

It all started about four weeks ago, when a friend directed me to this.. um.. sex toy, that he really reccomended. I was incredibly hesitant--and you'd be too, because it's not your average sex toy.

At least, not for a man.

You probably know where I'm going with this: he reccomended this.. vibrator that goes up there, created particularly to hit the prostate. I thought he was contemplating joining the other side or something, but he said that it was in fact his girlfriend that bought it for him for his birthday; she used it on him and he loved it.

SO, I thought, if a happy, heterosexual couple could handle it--and he liked it enough to go public about it--surely this toy was worth my time.

I bought it. BIG MISTAKE #1. No, it didn't make me start liking dudes or anything--and it worked.. great; greater than anything I had ever experienced before--but uh. Well, let's just get on with the story and you'll see..

A week or so later, my girlfriend found the toy in the bottom of my dresser drawer. Since the toy wasn't blatant and kind of unusual-looking, I was able to convince her that it was for MY ASTHMA! I told her that if I were having an asthma attack, it was a tool I could insert in my esophogus and it would vibrate to 'loosen it up' so that I can breathe. BIG MISTAKE #2. A very, very crappy excuse, I know, but that was the fastest I could think!

So, she believed me, and was never bothered by it again. Until about two weeks later, that is..

See, I actually have asthma. So--just yesterday morning--I suddenly had an asthma attack because the vog (it's microscopic silica pieces that get in the air because of the volcanoes here in Hawaii) was bothering me. My girlfriend goes to the bottom drawer, grabs the toy, and LODGES IT DOWN MY THROAT. I flailed in HORROR, because now I actually couldn't breathe. She called 911 and I ended up at the emergency room, where they had to manually de-lodge the toy out of my throat. And it was like everyone in the room knew exactly what the toy was for except my girlfriend; they were all looking at me SO weird. I was SO embarassed. Then, while they were checking me to make sure I was alright--and I was as soon as they took the toy out--my girlfriend told my story to one of the nurses there and learned of the toy's true use.

Needless to say, tonight I am fapping alone.

But what was most odd about the whole situation was that the doctor kept the toy in the hospital; they don't give you back items that you get lodged in your throat for some reason. I wouldn't be surprised if that sick !@#$ is using that thing on HIMSELF right now.

Man. That's like, 50$, my girlfriend, and my pride, all down the drain.

The Slave is back out.

2004-11-27T13:40:00.000-06:00

Just thought I'd drop in with a quick update. Haven't had a lot of time in the last week and I'm still somewhat rushed.

Fuel pump went out in the car. Pain in the ass. Ever had to remove a gas tank in a compact car? Can't recommend it for a fun time. Could be a lot worse though. The car is almost finished. Just a couple of straps to hook up, lines to run, and it should be all better. *crosses fingers*

One good thing did come of this though, it gave me a great excuse NOT to visit the relatives on Thanksgiving. I invited a few of them over to spend it with me under the rear end of my car, but I didn't have any takers. So it was just me, one friend who usually helps me work on my vehicle when tackling the big stuff like this, a case of beer, and football on the tube. Pretty much my vision of the perfect Thanksgiving.

I hope everyone else out there had a great holiday, ate lots of good food, and had fun with the families. I know Onesy had a good day watching Peyton Manning crush the competition. I was thinking about you during that game luv. I know how much you pine for that man and knew you would enjoy that game.

Hugs for all.

Now to start thinking about a good excuse for not going to Christmas dinner with the relatives.

The Slave is back out

2004-11-14T19:22:00.000-06:00

Hello to all of you wonderful people out there. Just thought I'd stop in and rant for a while. Hope you don't mind.

Guess what. Microsoft did it to me again. I am not sure exactly what they did this time, but whatever it was they did it good. For the last few days I have been unable to access the internet from my computer. Every time I have tried, this is what happens. The number is dialed. Yes, I'm still using dial up. The connection is made. The signing in message comes up. Then stays. After five attempts to sign in, this error message pops up. "We were unable to connect to your account. Either you are having problems with your internet connectioin, or MSN is have technical difficulties. Please try again later." I really hate that message.

For two days I didn't really think much about it. I've run into problems of this kind before and it usually ended up to be something wrong on the other end of the line, not my end. Yesterday I tried again and the same thing happened. As I was kind of in a hurry, I really didn't investigate. That brings us to today. Once again I tried to connect to my account, only to have the same message appear once again. The urge to break something was really starting to take hold.

I was even considering calling MSN tech support to ask them just what kind of technical problems they were having. I did fight this with all of my strength though as I had no urge to bandy insults with the trained monkey whose accent is so thick I can only understand about one quarter of what he is saying. Seems to me that he is the one that always answers the phone when I call and I never get anything more out of him than, "We have no idea what the problem is. Thank you for calling Microsoft tech support. Have a nice day."

Then it hit me. I had downloaded the latest security updates from Microsoft just about five days ago. Hmmmm. Think this could have something to do with my problem? You know, once again they had tried to push that fucking modem driver on me. You remember the one that has FUBAR'ed my computer more than a couple of times in the past? And once again I specifically took that most shitty piece of programming off of my download list. Did it do the unthinkable? Did it try to cram that driver up my ass one more time? Well, I really don't know, but I don't normally believe in conicidence. So, I did the rollback thing on my machine a little while ago and guess what. Here I am. So, whatever was in that update download totally screwed up my machine. Again.

Ever feel violated? I'm not talking about the nice my girlfriend did that one thing that I really like to get what she wanted kind of violated. I'm talking about gettting taken aside at the airport and cavity searched by Bubba the security guard kind of violated. That's how I'm beginning to feel every time Microsoft sneaks something onto my machine that totally fucks up the works. Something that shouldn't be there. Something that supposedly is for the benefit of my computer yet causes me four days of angst and frustration trying to figure out the problem.

Thanks Microsoft. I appreciate your continued quest for excellence in providing the latest security updates that do the complete opposite of what you tell me they're going to do. I truly enjoy these nights we spend together. You screwing up my machine, and me going insane trying to fix the problems. I'm sure Bill Gates is just laughing like a madman knowing what these updates do to my machine. Next time you feel like fucking me in the ass, the least you can do is give me a reach around and bring a towel to clean up the mess when you're finished.

The Slave is back out.

2004-11-05T13:17:00.000-06:00

Finally, I think it's going to let me post something. Damn Blogger is pissing me off. Again.

Anyway, I'm here to talk about the election. I know it goes against my standing rule of no political discussion on my blog, but I really couldn't help it this time.

It's all over. The dust has cleared. We have a new/same president. Is it the one I voted for or not? Do I believe Bush is going to fuck up this country slightly less than Kerry would? Does it really matter? If you're like me, who am I kidding I have yet to find anyone else out there quite like me, then you took a look at the two candidates and had to say What the Fuck! These are my choices? Both of these guys are total morons that I wouldn't even trust to wash my dishes let alone run this country. I mean Bush is just a complete moron. All you have to do is listen to him talk and you pretty much get the gist of what this guy is all about. I've never heard another president sound as uneducated and uninformed as G.W. Bush. And now Kerry. I'm still a firm believer that he is the Anti-Christ. Sure he's wrapped up in a droopy basset hound like face, but that's just to throw you off before his head starts spinning on his shoulders and he starts vomiting green pea soup.

Now I know what you're probably thinking right now. "But Slavey, there were a whole bunch of other candidates on the ballot. You could have just voted for one of them." Pfft. Talk about your vote not counting at all. In fact, if you wanted your vote to count this election year, you should have voted for Nader. At least then you could have tried to muck up the works by skewing the vote away from one of the two asshats who were in the lead.

In my not so humble opinion having to choose between two people who I don't want in the white house is no real choice at all. It only served to piss me off in a major way. It's no wonder that most other countries in the world hate us. Look at the choices we have for president.

I came so close to not voting this time. I was firmly entrenched in my Dungeon dreading making a choice between these two. I was sitting around playing GTA San Andreas trying to keep myself from seeing any more bullshit on the tv about who the better choice was. One of my friends even tried to lay the old line of crap on me about if you don't vote, then you have no right to complain about it. That's a load of shit. If every person has the right to vote, the right to make the correct choice, then I have the right to make the correct choice not to vote. It's called Democracy. Just because you are able to do something does not mean that you have to do it. And choosing not to vote is just as big a decision as who to vote for. I'd consider it a protest of a system that has failed to work time and time again. It does not take away anyone's right to bitch about the state of affairs in the U.S. In fact I believe it empowers you to bitch even more about the crappy choices we were given this time. Why should I have to choose between these two idiots? It's my right to say "No, I'm not going to endorse either of these two when I believe that neither is the right person for the job."

Ok, I'm starting to run a little long here. I could go on about this for quite some time. Politics really make my blood boil, which is why I don't usually discuss it with anyone. It just ends badly with everyone involved gitting pissed off and nothing being accomplished. So I'll finish up for now with the understanding that I just may revisit this rant in the future.

In case you're wondering, I did vote. I went against my better judgement and made that most horrendous of choices. Well, it really wasn't so horrendous. I wrote in OnexOne's name. IMO, the only person I saw out there who had a firm grasp on the whole shebang. Sorry you didn't win Onesy, I tried.

The Slave is back out.

2004-10-25T13:10:00.000-05:00

Quick update time again.

Like mother like son. After a week in the hospital and testing methods that would make a turkish prison guard blush mom is home. What did the doctors find? Absolutely nothing. Think I've heard this somewhere before. Only difference is that the ECG actually showed something abnormal about her heart. But then every subsuquent test came back negative. I suppose that's a good thing, but it still blows that something like this can be going on and nobody can figure out what's causing it.

Anyway, that's the scoop. Thanks for all the support, I luv you all to death. Stay tuned for a bigger, longer, and uncut post in the near future.

The Slave is back out.

2004-10-18T01:46:00.000-05:00

Yeppers, here I am again. Another quick update as it's late and I'm downright exhausted.

Spent most of the last two days at the hospital. Not for myself this time. Mom is having heart problems. Won't know just what kind or how nasty until morning. I am however optimistic that whatever it is it can be resolved with a minimum of trouble.

That's me. Hope for the best. But that also comes with prepare for the worst. So, if you don't see or hear from me online for a while, don't worry. I'm still out here. Somewhere. Preparing for the worst.

I'll update again when I can.

Until then, the Slave is back out.

2004-10-10T22:58:00.000-05:00

Yeppers, I'm back. Out of my corner and feeling pretty good. Well, as good as usual anyway.

Not a lot to report at the moment. As I said I've been pretty much hiding out. Kind of on sick leave you might say. Watched some football. Yes, I saw my team get totally raked over the coals saturday night. I'd say it could have been worse, but I really don't see how. Ok, they could have beat us by 70 points instead of just 60, but once the point difference gets around 30 it really doesn't matter anymore.

One thing I did learn while I was ill, keg beer goes down alright when you have a sore throat. Something about less carbonation I think. And a little vanilla schnapps isn't too bad either. Wild Turkey, not so good.

Ok, on to something a little more important. The new tv season.

Boston Legal
Only been on twice but so far I kinda like it. Of course it doesn't hurt having Shatner on there. Spader kicks ass at his role. Can't beat the snark. Also some good eye candy for you guys out there.

Lost
Also not too bad so far. I'm interested to see where they're going to take this although I have some reservations about just how far they can take this story. Kinda reminds me of Gilligans Island with psychopaths. And one of my other fave actors Terry O' Quinn.

Smallville
Didn't really like this show before. Well, I did like Dark Clark and Crazy Lex, but unfortunately that goodness didn't last long enough. However it seems to be picking up somewhat this season. I watched again on the recommendation of a certain young lady who shall not remain nameless, One x One, and if they keep up the good story telling I just might have to keep watching.

Charmed
Yes, I tuned in. Just to see Charisma though. I must say she's looking as good as ever. As for the rest of the show I can only say this. Same old cheesy crap that they've been spewing ever since the show started. Is it even a different season? I wouldn't have been able to tell except for the guest shots by CC. I don't know who writes this tripe but they should be fired. Then blackballed. Then perhaps a nice thrashing by Tanya Hardings former bodyguard. The WB axes Angel and keeps this garbage. What the fuck were you morons thinking?

CSI: NYMIAMIHACKENSACK
My God, wasn't one enough? The original was alright. Not my fave show, but something halfway decent to watch sometimes. The knockoffs should be flushed. I'm a fan of Gary Sinise but he just doesn't seem to fit in this role. And David Caruso? Puhleease. How anyone ever decided that this guy deserved to be in a starring role in anything more than a freckle cream commercial I will never understand. Get a clue people. Just because it worked once doesn't mean you have to bombard us with cheesy cheap knockoffs. 'Nuff said.

Law and Order: Criminal Intent
Here is an example of what a successful knockoff show should be like. If you're not watching this you should be. Vincent D'Onofrio rules on this show. Don't believe me? Watch it and see for yourself. You can ditch almost every other L&O show on the air, but this is a keeper.

I think that's about it so far. If I've watched anything else then it must not have been good enough to even rate a rant and I've totally blocked it out of my memory. If anyone has any suggestions as to what they think I should be watching that I haven't already mentioned, let me know.

Until next time, the Slave is back out.

2004-10-01T23:11:00.000-05:00

Yes, I still feel like death. I almost never get sick. Well, not like colds and the flu sick. But when it does hit, it tends to hit pretty damn hard.

Even though I've been feeling under the weather, I have been fulfilling my mod duties on GameFAQS. Came across this topic a few days ago. Thought about modding it, then just let it go. And no, I did not get involved in the conversation. Just kinda sat back and watched. And it's still going on.

Ah, the joys of babysitting ten year olds with waaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands.

And Brauma, if you ever visit this blog, it was a fair moderation. The context in which you were using the word is what netted you the karma loss and warning. I saw the original message when you posted it. I didn't mod it, but I sure as hell marked it for moderation. As for getting it banned, you could always go to site suggestions and make a petition. E-mail CJayC. Bitching about it on MBH will not do a thing.

Message Board Help

Cum...

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 6:45:32 AM Message Detail
Ok.... now how do i go about getting that word banned. ive been warned and moderated twice because of it (one was relaxed by an admin though). If we shouldnt be saying a word then how about banning it instead of leaving it open to use. How are you supposed to know whats allowed to be said and not if its not a censored word? You dont leave money in the street and not expect someone to grab it.
So anyways since its obviously against TOS to say it how about banning it since others like myself wont know its a bad word and we can all move on. ---

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/29/2004 6:49:44 AM Message Detail
Are you sure it was that word in particularb that got you modded or was it just the general tone (explicit) of the post?
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From: Laserion Posted: 9/29/2004 6:50:20 AM Message Detail
Circumstances...
*semprini*
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From: Laserion Posted: 9/29/2004 6:51:08 AM Message Detail
I bet you weren't modded for Censor Bypass, but for Offensive.
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:35:35 AM Message Detail
i was modded because the word cum is another term for ejaculation. so again... i was modded because the word cum... the topic title with the word i posted it in was about why females think they are ready for a child at 15-18. nothing in the topic was offensive. ---

From: Mr T Vercetti Posted: 9/29/2004 7:38:26 AM Message Detail
Or you could have, you know, not posted it again after your first moderation.
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From: Scottie theNerd Posted: 9/29/2004 7:39:00 AM Message Detail
You were moderated because of the way you used the word. You weren't moderated for the word itself.
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:41:09 AM Message Detail
I said cum as in sperm... tell me another way that cum can be used?... cum mean ejaculate... again... tell me how you can use cum without it being meant as that... ---

From: Eternal Dagger Posted: 9/29/2004 7:44:53 AM Message Detail
What was the actual sentence?

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:46:19 AM Message Detail
"Cum in me Matt."Board: Toaster Oven Topic: 16512621 - "Cum in me Matt." Moderation ID: 2125334
From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/25/2004 4:09:04 AMModerated at: 9/25/2004 7:42:36 PM Reason: Offensive Action: Warned (Top)
You know how depressing it is when you are trying to have sex then all of a sudden she wants you to go in her? Ive actually cried before because of it. It hurt my feelings knowing i wasnt good enough to get her pregnant because i dont have a diploma or a great job either... I dont know... it just really kills the mood and the morale asking that....
So the real question is, whats the deal with girls wanting to get pregnant before they even hit 18?... i went through a year and a half of her asking me daily and really it wasnt as frustrating as it was depressing for me. I know im not the only one either thats gone through this as i have other friends who went through it too just not as bad as i did.
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From: eightball01 Posted: 9/29/2004 7:50:50 AM Message Detail
That belongs on a game board... why?
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:51:32 AM Message Detail
Toaster oven isnt a game board... >.>.... way to know ... > <---

From: Mr T Vercetti Posted: 9/29/2004 7:52:50 AM Message Detail
Were you actually surprised that that got moderated?
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From: Sashanan Posted: 9/29/2004 7:53:07 AM Message Detail
There really should be a game called Toaster Oven.
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From: freshym Posted: 9/29/2004 7:54:06 AM Message Detail
The topic title could be taken as offensive, I guess. It's misleadingly offensive though.It is strange that it hasn't at least been banned from topic titles yet. 0_o
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From: Mr T Vercetti Posted: 9/29/2004 7:54:20 AM Message Detail I
t'd make a fun mini-game in Wario Ware.
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From: mario incandenza Posted: 9/29/2004 7:54:52 AM Message Detail
"magna cum laude" is an example of how the word can be used in a nonsexual sense.
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:56:36 AM Message Detail
That or... Toaster Oven VS. The Evil Easy Bake Oven.

A mod maybe... though i never used cum in a sexual way other than the really really mild way in the title... saying that doesnt really mean anything other than her wanting to have a baby... i didnt use it like "**** me big boy and be sure to drop a **** inside me" a warning though was a little too much... then saying because i got modded before yet the moderation was relaxed for my arguement about it shows i shouldnt have been warned and i shouldnt have lost the 10 karma.---

From: eightball01 Posted: 9/29/2004 8:14:49 AM Message Detail
I meant gaming message boards in its entirity...
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From: RedSox1981 Posted: 9/29/2004 9:13:04 AM Message Detail DocumentCircumfrenceCircumventScum
See why the word can't be banned
?---Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, StartKnow your roots.

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/29/2004 9:27:39 AM Message Detail
*circumference
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 9:36:49 AM Message Detail
homo is auto flagged.. so why not auto flag cum too... there are a hell of a lot more words with homo in it than with cum...---

From: Tyyppi Posted: 9/29/2004 9:41:14 AM Message Detail
Blah blah blah blah.
---Mutta asiat voisivat olla huonomminkin, katto voisi laskea ja litistää meidät pizzaksi.Ei peruna miestä tapa ellei mies perunaa.

From: Chaos Exodus Posted: 9/29/2004 10:12:09 AM Message Detail
homo is auto flagged.. so why not auto flag cum too... there are a hell of a lot more words with homo in it than with cum...
CircumstanceCircumnavigateCircumferenceCucumberDocument eccumenical
vs
homosexualsophomore
...
I really think the words with 'cum' in them far outnumber those with 'homo' in them.---Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies98 Second in Command of the Chaos Senshi 37

From: Chaos Exodus Posted: 9/29/2004 10:12:36 AM Message Detail
And yes, I realize that the list is greater than that...that's all I could think of off the top of my head.
---Conquest is made of the ashes of one's enemies98 Second in Command of the Chaos Senshi 37

From: FruMp Posted: 9/29/2004 10:14:02 AM Message Detail
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 10:18:34 AM Message Detail homogynizedhomogenoushomosapienhomosexual
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From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/29/2004 10:25:17 AM Message Detail
eccumenical
Um, yeah 'cause people use that all the time.
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From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/29/2004 7:21:34 PM Message Detail ...
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From: SweetToothKane Posted: 9/29/2004 8:29:36 PM Message Detail
you posted that and are here making a topic about it? Im surprised you havent been modded for THIS topic yet.
---FFXI: Xmiyavix - BLM28/WHM13 Playing: Burnout, Phantom Brave, Gradius"Two-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!" - Fighter/8-bit Theatre

From: SweetToothKane Posted: 9/29/2004 8:32:02 PM Message Detail
using that word in an ejaculation sense is considered vulgar throughout most of america. Hate to tell you but I cuss all the time and I am vulgar and I do not find that word to be "mild". Of course I use it IRL occasionally, but it's obviously offensive, therefore against ToS, you shoulda known better.
---FFXI: Xmiyavix - BLM28/WHM13 Playing: Burnout, Phantom Brave, Gradius"Two-Fisted Monkey Style Attack!" - Fighter/8-bit Theatre

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/30/2004 12:29:06 PM Message Detail
again you people seem to be ignorant to the fact im not complaining about being modded... im clearly asking how to get the word banned.. obviously if it isnt banned then how are you supposed to know you cant say it?.... if the F word wasnt banned how many people do you think would use it daily? if you cant use a word ban it so people who dont know its a bad word wont use it.
---

From: WOLFEPZ Posted: 9/30/2004 12:36:10 PM Message Detail
You aren't paying attention. It isn't the WORD that is getting you modded. It is the Context of said word. I can say the word "gay" all day long. The minute I use it in a SPI, it will be modded...HARSHLY might I add. By itself, the word cum is fine. It is the WAY you are using it that is getting ou modded.
I know this has been said at least twice in here. Please listen, understand, and go on with your life.
---You just called someone a nerd on a Star Wars message board on a video game website. You need to do some serious self-searching. - Price Power

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/30/2004 12:40:14 PM Message Detail
...and that's why it should be autoflagged, like 'gay'---///////////////PrinceCharming, King of the Fairies\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\____________<.......>____________///////////////

From: WOLFEPZ Posted: 9/30/2004 12:41:54 PM Message Detail
There are way too many words that contain those letters in that order. That would bog the mods down immensly. Don't you think they are stressed enough at all the stupidity in these boards as it is?
---You just called someone a nerd on a Star Wars message board on a video game website. You need to do some serious self-searching. - Price Power

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/30/2004 12:45:00 PM Message Detail
It's also been said many times that autoflags do NOT show up in the queue until someone marks them: they are the same as marks from people with unknown MMA.---///////////////PrinceCharming, King of the Fairies\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\____________<.......>____________///////////////

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/30/2004 12:47:38 PM Message Detail
and again
Saying cum by itself no matter what mean ejaculate.... nothing else.... gay can mean an array of things.---

From: caffeinemonk Posted: 9/30/2004 12:50:20 PM Message Detail
It's also been said many times that autoflags do NOT show up in the queue until someone marks them
That makes the whole auto-flagging process redundant
.---Wych Cymru Army - Half of the Deadly DuoCRAAAAAAAWLLING IIN MY SKIIIN

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/30/2004 12:52:50 PM Message Detail
But if one person with strong MMA marks an autoflagged post, it goes higher in the queue than a message without an autoflag marked by one user with strong MMA.---///////////////PrinceCharming, King of the Fairies\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\____________<.......>____________///////////////

From: caffeinemonk Posted: 9/30/2004 12:55:12 PM Message Detail
Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you meant a message containing an auto-flagged word had to be marked to show up in the queue.
---Wych Cymru Army - Half of the Deadly DuoCRAAAAAAAWLLING IIN MY SKIIIN

From: PrinceCharming Posted: 9/30/2004 12:57:47 PM Message Detail
*slaps cheeks*
Could someone who knows please explain this a bit better than I can?
---///////////////PrinceCharming, King of the
Fairies\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\____________<.......>____________///////////////

From: Silent Voice Posted: 9/30/2004 1:40:41 PM Message Detail
Saying cum by itself no matter what mean ejaculate
What about the "AOL speak" for come? (like "Cum tonite nd hav sum fun!1")I think they should just ban it to stop people doing that v_v
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From: faceguydude Posted: 9/30/2004 2:00:46 PM Message Detail
You were moderated by the way you used the word, and if it was banned then plenty other words would be blocked.
---"Video games don't make people more violent, and I'll kill anyone who disagrees"

From: thekosmicfool part 2 Posted: 9/30/2004 2:37:19 PM Message Detail
cum on feel the noize
.---…../,-‘`¯¯`\(o)_\,----,,,_……There are other worlds than these.…( `\(o),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, ….

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/30/2004 6:41:41 PM Message Detail
that song actually meant cum not come... again...
---

From: Chaos Luigi Posted: 9/30/2004 6:42:23 PM Message Detail
Someone do something about this topic. Everytime I see it it grosses me out.
---Survivor Board (Board 405) Games Won - 6 Most Recent - Farmhouse DebateDon't hate me because you can't speel.

From: xchaos12 Posted: 9/30/2004 6:49:03 PM Message Detail
"Cum" is not a legitimately used word in place of "ejaculate". It's a vulgar word, and seen as such by many people. Along the lines of other four letter vulgarities. --

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 9/30/2004 8:33:39 PM Message Detail
Hence the reason it should be banned... way to act like youre arguing with me but instead making my point....---

From: simcowking Posted: 9/30/2004 9:04:31 PM Message Detail
circumcised also has cum in it <_< *walks away*
---theres a difference between my analogy and your analogy: mine doesnt suck - Death Sages alt PC

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 10/1/2004 12:52:39 PM Message Detail
and... it doesnt matter.... wristwatch has twat in it....

From: The Patrician Posted: 10/1/2004 12:59:27 PM Message Detail
If we put the word 'context' in seven inch high glowing letters will it finally get through your skull?
---You know how that rabbit feelsGoing under your speeding wheels

From: Brauma Hates You Posted: 10/1/2004 9:20:09 PM Message Detail
will you understand cum by itself means nothing more than ejaculate?... dont act cocky, tell me how you can say cum that it doesnt mean that??.... and dont give me the magna cum laude crap cause i highly doubt that will be spoken more than cum itself... ---

From: Chaos Luigi Posted: 10/1/2004 10:12:39 PM Message Detail
It's still ****ing disgusting.
---"Chaos Luigi hates third person posting and sigging yourself" - Chaos LuigiWant a free iPod? So do I.

2004-09-27T14:13:00.000-05:00

Wonderful.

As if feeling like crap wasn't enough, now I have a cold to top everything off. God is now having waaaaaay too much fun at my expense.

Back to my corner I go.

2004-09-25T18:46:00.000-05:00

Yes, I'm here. I'm updating. Not going to be a big one right now, but I'm here.

Been feeling pretty crappy. Yeppers, same old same old. And I do mean it's getting old. Feeling like death warmed over really sucks when it lasts for two weeks with no end in sight. If that's not bad enough, I've been told that my general attitude this last week has went right down the shitter as well. All I can say about that is get used to it until I feel better. The longer this lasts the more pissy I'm going to get. Don't like it? Don't call. Don't come by. And if you look at me wrong, watch the fuck out. When my 'tude improves, I'll be in touch. Until then, stay the hell away.

I love my friends to death, and would like to keep them. That's why I give out the warnings and sit at home alone in the dark when I get like this.

That's it. I'll be in my corner until further notice.

2004-09-14T13:20:00.000-05:00

By now I'm sure all of you have heard about the asshat who was in a high speed chase after stealing his girlfriends car with the baby inside. I had the misfortune of seeing the footage on tv this morning. Just figured I'd better stop in and say a few things about this.

First. I know that there are a ton of idiots out there who feel the need to run from the police. Do you really think you are going to outrun a cop car? You know they are made to chase people down. Cops are trained in high speed pursuit techniques. Do you honestly believe you're going to get away in your crappy little $500 junker? I suppose you also believe that you're going to get away from that helicopter flying overhead. Perhaps through all of that obvious brain damage you must have to pull something like this you think you're going to outrun the radio as well. Fucking moron.

Second. Getting in a high speed chase with a baby in the car is so far beyond stupidity that I'm not even sure how to describe it. I'm at a loss for words, and that almost never happens.

Third. Since it was obvious you weren't going to surrender, you could have pulled over to the side of the road, stopped the car, and set the child seat with the baby outside the car before continuing your foolish little suicide run. What did you do? You slowed down and dropped the baby seat out of the car while it was still moving. You sir are lower than the lowest form of toxic trailer sewage. The fact that you have such a low regard for an innocent child is beyond contemptible. I could go on and on about what a complete waste of human life you were, but I'm sure everyone already realizes this.

Fourth. I'm not sure if the state you did this in has capital punishment, but I would have been willing to give you one of my special Slavey punishments. Perhaps the one involving your testicles, a hammer, some lemon juice, salt, and a jar of fire ants. Unfortunately I won't get the chance to use this as you ultimately wrecked that car you were driving and died from your injuries. A real shame you didn't get to suffer for a few weeks before finally kicking the bucket, but then I can't always get what I want.

Fifth. Most likely if you're the kind of monumental jackass that would run from the police you aren't gong to be here reading my blog anytime soon. But if you are, take my advice. The next time you see those pretty flashing red and blue lights in the rearview, pull over to the side of the road and admire them for the beauty they posess. Shake hands with the nice man in the uniform with the badge and thank him for pulling you over and taking you to jail before you did something stupid like run from the cops and wreck and kill youself or someone else. Or both. Or, if you feel the need to do something like the previously described deceased piece of shit, do the world a favor. Get yourself a gun and have some fun chewing on the barrel. Get some rope and make yourself a nice necktie. Go lay down on some train tracks somewhere and spend the evening staring at the stars. It's all going to end the same way and you'll save the rest of us a lot of time, trouble, and expense.

The Slave is back out.

2004-09-08T20:45:00.000-05:00

Just a quick post today.

One word. Football. Let me repeat that. FOOTBALL. Yes, college football season has just begun. And pro football begins tomorrow. It's about damn time. I live for football season, as do most of the people who live in the state of Nebraska. When the Cornhuskers take the field, time stands still here. You could go outside and run naked down the middle of the street and not have to worry about getting hit by a car or having someone call the police. They're watching football. You can walk into any grocery store, convenience store, department store, auto parts store, liquor store, hair salon, church or mortuary on game day and if the game isn't on the tv, then it is being played over the P.A. system. Farmers stop pulling crops out of the fields. Hell, even the cows pause and take notice during game time. On game day everyone is created equal here. It doesn't matter how old you are, how young you are, male, female, what color, or what religeon you subscribe to. On game day, we are all Husker fans here. And it shows. There isn't a person out in public on game day that isn't wearing red. It's an amazing sight to see, and something I couldn't be more proud to be a part of. Yes, here in Nebraska, we eat, sleep, walk, talk, work, live and die Cornhusker football.

That's the way it's always been here, and the way it will always be.

In closing, I only have one last thing to say.

FOOTBALL

2004-08-31T11:05:00.000-05:00

Proof that not all oddball topics on GameFAQS come from LUE. This one comes to you courtesy of Message Board Help.

Message Board Help.

Regarding Hamster "porn"

From: The Final Fantasy1 Posted: 8/28/2004 2:05:31 PM Message Detail
Is it okay to post Hamsters makinglove?---01000010011100100110010101101110011011100110010101101110

From: V exe1 Posted: 8/28/2004 2:15:53 PM Message Detail
Want to try?---i/' LUEshi is NOT pleased!

From: User0001 Posted: 8/28/2004 2:31:19 PM Message Detail
This topic gets the "WTF of the Day" award. Congratulations!

From: ragbob trianglepants Posted: 8/28/2004 2:41:40 PM MessageDetail
XD @ this topic---- Xero SateCheck out my self made message board:http://delta.jero.net

From: torey luvullo Posted: 8/28/2004 2:43:03 PM Message Detail
hamster love is a beautiful and natural thing.graphic depictions ofhamster love, however, are likely against the ToS.---Proud member ofBaby 8

From: madmaverick Posted: 8/28/2004 2:43:52 PM Message Detail
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From: Metallicaman105 Posted: 8/28/2004 2:45:01 PM Message Detail
WTF you said,"hamster love is a beautiful and natural thing."Is thatlike a turn on for you?That is completly ****edup!---=86http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessage.php?board=3D7&topic=3D=15427874=86Seee-mail for other petitions!

From: torey luvullo Posted: 8/28/2004 2:45:45 PM Message Detail
ham ham love, it's not just for breakfast anymore...---Proud member ofBaby 8

From: KirbyKollector Posted: 8/28/2004 3:05:54 PM Message Detail
Pics. Now.---...left hanging by a pixel by his comrades, our fellowGunBounder ponders his fate with the phrase "DEAR GOD!"

From: Ratchet Fanatic Posted: 8/28/2004 3:08:34 PM Message Detail
I think I saw that site..... I would post it! In any case, email it to me(in profile). I could use a good laugh.--- *humps Arch Dragonnaked*-Mistress SkittyI always figured Satan was a big fan ofYanni.-Hell PhD

From: winterus Posted: 8/28/2004 3:21:28 PM Message Detail
Wait is this some kind of furry thing? ._.---=C7=E6k=99

From: SLXIV Posted: 8/28/2004 3:22:44 PM Message Detail
PICS.NOW---Member of the super-secret GameFAQs BDB society since8/24/04.

From: Ratchet Fanatic Posted: 8/28/2004 3:22:52 PM Message Detail
No, I think it's hilarious, but I suppose it could be taken that way. Ohyea, I'm not a furry.--- *humps Arch Dragon naked*-Mistress SkittyIalways figured Satan was a big fan of Yanni.-Hell PhD

From: King K rool Posted: 8/28/2004 3:38:32 PM Message Detail
I declare this topic the "LUE immigrant of the week"---Alex<3Bekhttp://mintlain.freeserverhost.com/boards/index.php

From: santaman838 Posted: 8/28/2004 3:53:42 PM Message Detail
thats dirt talking about showing hampsters mating

From: The Sixth Element Posted: 8/29/2004 11:38:13 AM Message Detail
Bump.---Come to Penguin Ninja!http://s4.invisionfree.com/Penguin_Ninja

From: iceplumber Posted: 8/29/2004 11:41:15 AM Message Detail
Why did you bump this topic for?---Remember me? I'm the infamousiceslumber!With a different account...

From: The Sixth Element Posted: 8/29/2004 11:59:12 AM Message Detail
Why did you bump this topic for?Because it rocks.---Come to PenguinNinja!http://s4.invisionfree.com/Penguin_Ninja

From: Duke Frostmourne Posted: 8/29/2004 12:02:42 PM Message Detail
Haha this is funny...If providing hamster porn (damn that's funnyhehehe) is against the tos then asking for is too isn't it?Not that canor mark or something..

From: ffx lover Posted: 8/29/2004 12:04:30 PM Message Detail
I can imagine the Topics now."Please post links to free Hamsterporn.""Does anyone have any Hamster on Gerbil Porn?"---"i would let abear give me a BJ, but my wang isn't goin near the backdoor if ya knowwhat i mean"---blinkrocks182's sacrifice for a Klondike Bar

From: ffx lover Posted: 8/29/2004 12:21:33 PM Message Detail
This deserves a bump.---"i would let a bear give me a BJ, but my wangisn't goin near the backdoor if ya know what i mean"---blinkrocks182'ssacrifice for a Klondike Bar

From: Abner Posted: 8/29/2004 12:34:37 PM Message Detail
Can you imagine it now? Tee-shirts! Bumper stickers! "Honk if you lovehamster porn!"---This has been a GameFAQS USLess post.

From: The Sixth Element Posted: 8/29/2004 2:49:52 PM Message Detail
Bump again.---Come to PenguinNinja!http://s4.invisionfree.com/Penguin_Ninja

From: Brett with Atreyu Posted: 8/29/2004 2:51:54 PM Message Detail
This topic=3DLOLX99999---I can't think of a signature!Say.....

From: Magus IV Posted: 8/29/2004 3:02:52 PM Message Detail
This topic=3DLOLX99999This is not near as funny as Kitten's topic.

From: Crimsonmon Posted: 8/29/2004 3:07:50 PM Message Detail http://www.hamutaro.com/image/play/photo/photo/2004/06_2.jpg---Ecchinano wo ikenai to omoimasu.

From: Pigwater56 Posted: 8/29/2004 3:17:38 PM Message Detail
first base?---=BFQu=E9 es vivir? So=F1ar sin dormir.=BFQu=E9 es morir?Dormir sin so=F1ar.

From: The Sixth Element Posted: 8/29/2004 9:28:13 PM Message Detail
This needs a bump.---Come to PenguinNinja!http://s4.invisionfree.com/Penguin_Ninja

From: Bojack Unbound Posted: 8/29/2004 9:30:37 PM Message Detail
*LOL @ Topic*

From: Hergiswi Posted: 8/29/2004 9:33:50 PM Message Detail
I needed a good laugh.---Too wurds, Grammur Lessun.-WatchMeBeatYou94You're not lonely, you're just a sad excuse for a humanbeing. -TennCasey

From: GamerGuy87 Posted: 8/29/2004 9:34:51 PM Message Detail
Wow....this topic is both funny and disturbing....---Interestingsomebody is jealous of my super sexiness and awesomeness....(Go toquote)

From: ROD Posted: 8/29/2004 9:56:54 PM Message Detail
This gives a whole new meaning to "shaved hamster"---when I was 13 Ioccasionally give the old (hand-assisted) in&out to ChunLi in a pausedSNES SF2 game in te middle of a high kick MACCOLIO STRIKES BACK

And the Slave is back out.

2004-08-27T10:57:00.000-05:00

And now for todays "What the Fuck" moment, I give you the Port Authority.

PORT OF SWEET GRASS, Mont. - Jesse Huffman insists he didn't do it on purpose, but the toilet he left plugged after "nature called" at this border crossing in north-central Montana has him facing criminal charges.

Toole County authorities charged the 19-year-old college student from Great Falls with criminal mischief after a border agent accused him of intentionally clogging the toilet.
Huffman said the clogged piping was completely unintentional, the result of an urgent, but natural bodily function.

"I've never been arrested before or anything like that, and I get arrested for taking a dump," said Huffman, a student at Montana State University in Bozeman.

Huffman was returning to Montana from a trip to Lethbridge, Alberta with four friends Saturday. Port authorities stopped their car for what was apparently a random search. The car's 19-year-old driver was cited for illegally possessing alcohol.

Huffman said he asked to use the bathroom while waiting for the driver.
A short time later, a port inspector discovered the toilet was clogged and threatened charges, Huffman said.

Cory Grayson, one of Huffman's friends, said he couldn't believe it when border agents first threatened charges.

"I didn't think they were serious at first, I was just laughing so hard," he said.

Port Director Larry Overcast said he could not comment on the case.

Huffman said he has hired an attorney and intends to fight the charge.

2004-08-18T11:57:00.000-05:00

Ok, I'm going to try this one more time. If it doesn't work this time Blogger, I'm done with you.

This is just plain ridiculous. I've been trying to post on my blog for nearly a month now with absolutely no results. This is all the result of a "supposed" upgrade to the Blogger system. Great job on the upgrade Blogger. I'm pretty sure my dog could write better code than you have running your site right now. I know damn well my dog would not have put the little addition of ads on my blog. What's the deal with that anyway? Someone getting a little greedy perhaps? Maybe you folks at Blogger didn't like the nice clean lines and smooth looks of our blogs and decided to fuck everything up by adding your own "special" touch to everyone's blog. It's even possible that Bill Gates himself is blackmailing you into placing ads on my blog. (see how I can turn almost any bad situation into a conspiracy against me by Bill Gates) Whatever prompted you to put the ads there let me just say this about it. Pretty Damn Weak. I think it's great that you want to make a little extra cash on the side. Who doesn't. But the fact that you're profiting off of the work of other people is wrong. I know there are some really popular blogs out there read by a lot of people. Are any of those people seeing any money generated by your nice new ads? They did all the work and you are reaping the rewards for doing nothing more than running a hosting site. Does that seem right to you?

But enough about the ads, I really came here to talk about me not being able to post on my own blog. What the hell is up with that? I'm beginning to think that Blogger is a division of Microsoft. Why? Because the "upgrade" was actually a downgrade as far as I'm concerned. Let me spell this out for everyone so there can be no mistaking my position here. My blog now loads faster on my webtv than it does on my computer. Half the time only half of my entries load on my computer. Getting the tagboard to load more than once a week? Forget about it. Kinda sounds like a windows upgrade to me. But that's not the half of it. Just getting my dashboard to load at the blogger site can sometimes take up to ten minutes, if it comes up at all. Getting the "post a new message" screen can take even longer. And when it does come up, most of the time it freezes halfway through publishing or just completely eats my post and goes right to the nice little 404 error screen. Tell me, just what the hell did you upgrade? You didn't make the site run faster. In fact it runs slower now. You didn't really add any features that weren't here before, just added a few templates. You are not making anyone's Blogger experience any more satisfying. Actually, you're making me feel exactly like all of those times I tried to get some help from Microsoft tech support.

"We thank you for your patronage Slavey, and appreciate your continued use of our product. As far as the problems you seem to be having, it cannot possibly be the fault of our site as we are perfect in every way. (ignore the ad encouraging you buy our pills to get an erection at the bottom of the page) Please continue to use our product even though we are doing eveything thing we can to hinder your progress at every turn. Have a nice day."

Yeppers, kinda sounds like someone pissing down my back and telling me it's raining.

Blogger, you are now just one spot from the top of the list of people, places, and things that can kiss my lily white ass. Bill Gates is at the top just in case you didn't know and were wondering, but Blogger is making a case for a neck and neck battle for that coveted spot. I know all of you folks at Blogger don't really care about little ol' Slavey, but I know I'm not the only person having problems with your host.

In closing I have this to say. Blogger, get your shit together. Soon. If not, the Slave is going to find different accomodations. And I'm not alone. And a fat lot of good your penis enlargement banner is going to do you when you don't have any blogs to host it on.

The Slave is back out.

2004-07-23T12:36:00.000-05:00

Thought I'd drop in and leave a short rant about the supposed Blogger upgrade. This really blows donkey. After eating my posts three days in a row, I finally just gave up on what I was going to say. Since I don't have a lot of time, I'll keep the big rant saved up until the next time I'm online. For now let me just say this. Blogger, you suck. Why would you downgrade your system just to put ads on the bottom of everyones blogs? Why would you want to make your hosts run this slow? Keep this up and you'll be getting one of the Slave's special Bill Gates/Microsoft rants tossed your way. In closing, get your shit together.

The Slave is back out.

2004-07-19T12:44:00.000-05:00

Just thought I'd stop in and say hi. Hi.

Yes, I know, I've been absent lately. Some things just can't be helped. I've been gone. Been away from home quite a bit trying to shake off this cabin fever I have going. It hasn't been easy, but I think I might have a handle on it. We'll see.

Today is July 19th. Definitely not a great day for the Slave. On this day many years ago my father was born. He was a good man. A great father. He taught me everything I know about being a good person. He was always there for me when I needed him, and I tried to be there for him when he needed me. Today is July 19th. On this day not so many years ago my father died. He went out pretty much the same way he came in. Not able to walk. Not able to talk. Not being able to feed himself. Not being able to do anything for himself the things that most people take for granted. Now if only he could have went out in a woman like he came in it might not have been so bad. Yeppers, on this day every year since I tend to pay a visit to my old pal Mr. Depression. It really sucks planning to spend your dad's birthday with him and getting that call instead. I imagine it sucks even worse going out on your birthday. Happy Birthday Dad. You're sorely missed and fondly remembered.

Sorry to be such a downer people, but that's the way it goes on July 19th. Learn a lesson from this like I did. Don't take anything for granted. Even the little things are deserving of notice. Cherish the time you have because it doesn't last. Well, except for me that is. I plan on living forever.

The Slave is back out.

2004-07-11T18:11:00.000-05:00

*sigh* Once again, the Slave has been misunderstood. So, just to make sure people are getting the right impression, it seems I must clarify a few things. And this will most likely be the last of the political ramblings you're going to get out of me.

The Slave does not hail from the right young Gretch. The Slave does not hail from the left, and I'm shaking my head sadly now that I know you are a "lefty". I'm sorry that you are being fed all of the lies that go with that side of the fence. I'm sorry that you are endorsing a man who's best party line right now is that he has the "best hair" out of the candidates. That, to me, is really sad and very telling. Having to resort to personal attacks on your opponents appearance? Childish and unprofessional. This is the man the democrats have picked for their candidate. Just plain sad. But now I'm off track.

The Slave is in the middle. Registered independent. I don't vote for someone just because they are a Democrat or a Republican, as I see so many people doing. I vote for whomever I believe is the best person for the job. If that were John Kerry, I would vote for him. It's not. I'm also under the impression that George Bush is no longer the best person for the job. Who does that leave? Ralph Nader. I'd sooner not vote and let the mindless drooling masses pick the next president than vote for Nader. Are you getting what I'm trying to say here? The Slave is neutral. I believe in the truth. On the off chance that any candidate, Democrat of Republican, can actually tell me the truth, they'll get my vote regardless of party affiliation.

You were most likely drawing your conclusions on the fact that I blasted Mr. Moore's new film. I stand by my review. Lies and half truths. It's not my fault that the man has to lie to the public to make a living. Maybe you would like it better if I, like John Kerry, resorted to a personal attack on MM's appearance. I could have called him a slovenly, unshaven, poorly dressed, poster boy for Jenny Craig, who wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up his ass and gave him an intestinal blockage, but I'm above that. Unlike John Kerry. If he proves to me that he can be a better president than the other guy, he'll get my vote. Until then, I stand by my opinion of him as well.

My opinion on Bush? I already know he lies. He lied to get his job. He lied after he won the election. And I still belive he was a better man for the job than Al Gore could ever be. Remember this. It's part of the presidents job to lie to the American people. If we knew what was really going on behind those closed doors, there would be another civil war here. The government would be overthrown, and we'd be in the midst of mob rule. That's just the way it is and there is nothing you or I can do to change it right now.

In closing I'll just say this. Don't rush to snap judgements about the Slave. You'll be proven wrong. I'm not here to lie to anyone. Unlike any politician, I'll tell you the truth and let you make the decisions for yourself. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Don't hate me because you have a misconception regarding my political views. And don't hate me because I stopped in to set the record straight.

I hope you keep stopping by Gretch. I'm sending hugs your way luv.

2004-07-08T22:25:00.000-05:00

Here I am. I know it's been a while since I've been online. To those very few who might have missed me, I'm sorry I haven't been in touch. To the rest of you who haven't even noticed I've been gone, no big deal.

Anyway, here's the deal. Cabin fever set in pretty hard. The house was beginning to feel like my own little rubber room. I had to get out. So for the last week or so I've just been doing the shower and sleep thing here and spending most of my time elsewhere. It's worked wonders on the attitude which i've been told recently could use a monumental adjustment. A week away from home in the company of good friends, some good DVD's, and quite a bit of alcohol. I'm feeling much better now. At least the urge to hit people with a bat has went away. For now that is.

On that note, here's a few of the better movies we watched.
Seconhand Lions: Pretty good flick. And Christian Kane is in it for all of you ATS fans.
The Big Lebowsky: I can't recommend this movie high enough.
Sling Blade: A great movie. What I consider Billy Bob Thorntons best role so far.
Planet of the Apes; The original and still great.
The Stand: Not as good as the book, but still very good.
Lillte Nicky: Yes, Ozzy really was sent by God to save the world.
Scary Movie 3: Good mindless fun.

Well, that's all I have to say for now. Hope everyone had a great Fourth of July. Thanks for stopping in. Come back soon. C'Ya.

2004-06-28T22:28:00.000-05:00

Well, here I am. And I'm here for something other than an update. I'm here to talk about a man named Michael Moore and his little film called Farenheit 9/11. I'm really not sure what to say, I'm kinda just winging this. It could be short, it could run long. You'll just have to bear with me and see.

Where to begin. I saw this film last weekend. Not too bad for a work of fiction. It had its funny moments, and its serious moments. For a work of fiction. I stress that part, FICTION.

I've heard all kinds of comments on this film since it opened. Things like, "I never knew that the Bush administration was so corrupt" and "That president Bush should be strung up for doing those things". Or, "George Bush is a no good liar". I just have to shake my head at those people.

Do you really belive that most of those things the president is portrayed as in this movie are based in fact? I hate to be the one to break this to you. Ok, I don't mind being the one to break this to you. This movie is the work of a "Premiere Prevaricator." That being Mr. Moore. I know most of you who come to my blog will understand what a prevaricator is, but for those of you who don't, I'll define it for you. A prevaricator is a fancy way of calling someone a liar. That's what it means. Am I the one who is calling Mr. Moore a liar? Well, yes I am. However, that's how he is known all thoughout Hollywood. That's how he made his name. That is what he does. He likes to disguise it at political satire, but that doesn't change the fact that the man makes a living off of dressing up lies as the truth.

Let me ask you this. Have you ever watched his earlier work called "Bowling for Columbine"? Yes, the liberal media just ate that movie up. If you haven't watched it, do so. Then watch a little movie called "Bowling for truth". It really puts Mr. Moore's left wing radical beliefs into perspective. But now I'm a little off track.

I'm not going to go into detail and ruin his new movie for you. You really should go out and see it for yourself. But let me toss a few things at you while you're here. I already know that Mr. Moore can't do anything but lie to the general public to try and turn them to his warped belief system. It's what he does. It's been proven beyond any shadow of a doubt. The proof is out there and not hard to find if you look. I'll just help you along a little. MM takes the slightes grain of truth and weaves a massive web of lies around it until the truth is too convoluted for most people to see. In fact it's been my experience that most people don't want to see it. They'd rather take what he says at face value than finding things out for themselves and making an intelligent decision on these matters.

If I told you I belived that John Kerry was the AntiChrist you would probably just laugh at me. However, like Mr. Moore, I could show you a couple of little things that are true about him that point in that direction. I could move on from there and weave a whole massive conspiracy theory of lies around those couple of little truths that would show unequivocaly, did I spell that right, that the man is indeed the Son of Satan. I could then make a movie about it, complete with film clips of him in closed sessions with the devil himself, and call it political satire. Just like Mr. Moore does. Does that make it true? Is John Kerry really the AntiChrist? Would you belive those things even if I laid down film and documents showing you that he really is? Hell No. Even if I did these things to prove to you that he is the son of the Devil, does that mean that I belive it? No, it doesn't. But if Mr. Moore made a movie about it, then the world just might belive it. Why? Because, as I said before, as he is Known in Hollywood, he is the "Premiere Prevaricator". He lies for a living.

The man has been sued more than once over his penchant for slander. It's actually quite baffling to me how anyone could even trust this mans opinions. However, knowing just how left wing Hollywood is, I shouldn't be suprised.

Let me take you to a little "documentary" I had the displeasure of watching just after Bill Clinton was first elected called "The Clinton Chronicles." This tape was really quite interesting, much like Farenheit 9/11. It showed irrefutable proof of Clintons involvement with Tyson Chicken, and how he was behind one of the biggest cocaine smuggling rings in the U.S. How he used his influence as Governor of Arkansas to cover up what he could of his involvement in this ring. How he owned the land just outside of Mena, Arkansas that had a private airstrip on it that these people were using to bring the cocaine into the U.S., and how they were using the Tyson Chicken distribution network to ship the drugs all over the States. I saw the proof, just like people are seeing the "proof" of Bush's corruption in Farenheit. Does that make it true? Hell no. Do I believe that Clinton was behind one of the biggest drug smuggling rings in the U.S.? Please. Clinton was many things. A cheater, a liar, a horribly bad president who reaped the benefits of the administration before him and made the public believe that it was his doing, but a drug smuggler? I'd have to say no. Even with the "proof" right in front of me. Let me add that I'm sure most of you didn't see this little movie. But if Mr. Moore had put it out, not that he would ever say anything bad about another democrat even if he had the "proof" right in front of him, you most likely would have seen it and had the same reaction you're having to Farenheit.

Now I could go on and on about this, but I think I'll just try to sum it up right now before everyone gets too bored and just moves on. Go see Mr. Moores new movie, but take this with you. Don't belive everything you see. Don't belive everything you hear. Even when the "proof" is put in front of you, remember this. The man is a proven liar. It's what he does. It's how he makes his living. Do you think it's a coincidence that this movie came out in an election year? Why do you think he did that instead of waiting until next year when he could have had so much more "proof" of his claims? He's trying to push his sad belief system on you. It's a political ploy to turn you to the AntiChrist, or maybe Ralph Nader, just because he is anti conservative at any cost. Don't take what Mr. Moore is saying as fact. It isn't. As entertaining as this movie is, it's full of misinformation, half truths, and lies. It's a work of fiction, and should be treated as such.

And those are the facts.

2004-06-25T12:13:00.000-05:00

One thing I forgot to mention below. I know my attitude towards LUE may encourage some of you LUEsers to invade my blog and overrun my tagboard. Know that it logs your IP address whenever you tag. While I may not be able to get you banned if you don't mention anything about it directly on GameFAQS, I can track you all over that site with your IP addy. As such, invading this blog would be a foolish thing to do. I don't mind getting tags from GameFAQS people, in fact I like seeing you here. Just don't do anything stupid.

2004-06-25T10:52:00.000-05:00

I have a little time so I'm going to respond to your tag Alucius.

First off, thanks for stopping by. Always good to greet new folks to the blog. Now on to the question. I'm not sure yet, but this could run a little long.

What's with my negative attitude towards LUE? Have you read my archives? A lot of the damage that has been caused by LUE is listed in there. Were you at LUE when it first opened? It used to be a place for intelligent discussion on any topic you could think of. Religous, scientific, philosophical, theological, anything you wanted to talk about with relatively intelligent people you could talk about there. It used to be a place for healthy debate.

Then a slew of socially retarded asshats with the mental maturity of five year olds came in. They turned it into a place with nothing more than worthless fads, bad trolling, and topics about incest and masturbation. Just how many times can you see the topic "I wangsturbated today, ask me anything" in a day and not wonder if anyone there is even older than 8 anymore?

Which brings me to the harm that has been caused by LUEsers. Should I remind you of the incident that caused the secLUEsion? Something about invading the live journal of a girl who committed suicide and posting the pains, the trinity, and comments too crude for me to repeat? Should I point out the latest invasion? Flooding the guestbook of the memorial site for a dead 20 year old cancer victim and posting goatse, tubgirl, and saying things about raping the corpse?

You're right. How could anyone get a negative attitude from things like that.

Right about now I know what you would say. That's just a small minority on LUE, not all LUEsers. GameFAQS has over 1,000,000 registered accounts spread out over an estimated 250,000 or so users. Say around 100,000 of those have the ability to access LUE. If only 2% of those are the ones participating in the worst activities that LUE spawns, that is still 2,000 worthless bastards that should be institutionalized and put on a regular regimen of electric shock treatments. That would still leave 98,000 LUEsers posting nothing but the random incest and masturbation topics.

Which brings me back to my original point of what LUE used to be. A place for intelligent people to gather and chat with other intelligent people. Not hear how you molested your little sister or how many strokes it takes you to get off. Sure, once in a while something almost intelligent is posted, but those topics are few and far between. LUE has degenerated into a cesspool. For someone like me, who was there when it first began, it's sad to see something you truly enjoyed being dragged through the mud on a daily basis.

That's why I have such a negative attitude towards LUE. That's why I take great pleasure in modding LUEsers. That's why I try to get the worst of the LUEsers banned whenever possible. Nothing against the rest of the LUEsers. I mod them the same as any other GameFAQS user. But when they get too far out of line, I will smack them back down with a vengance.

In closing, just let me say this. "I modded a LUEser today, ask me anything."

2004-06-24T22:55:00.000-05:00

That's right, update time. Just a small one though. Yes, I know I've been absent lately. Couldn't be helped. It doesn't rain but it pours as the saying goes.

Been staying with a friend who's father is really sick. Trust me when I say keeping up the spirits of someone who is majorly depressed while that depression is rubbing off on you is quite the task, but I think I've been doing a decent job of it. At least he isn't going through it alone.

This is a shout out to you Otis, even though you won't be reading this. Get well, get off your ass, and get home. Soon. Your son misses you. Your dogs miss you. It isn't your time to go. Ask me how I know? I just know.

As for me, other than spreading cheer throught the land, I haven't been doing a whole lot of anything. Just hanging around the hospital trying not to strangle the doctors and show the nurses how to do their jobs. But that's a rant for another day.

I hope all of you fine people are doing well. Thanks for stopping by. Feel free to raid the fridge and have a beer. I'll be in touch when time allows.

2004-06-18T11:33:00.000-05:00

I tried to update last night, but Blogger was having technical difficulties. So, here it is again. Doing good. Been busy. Think I have the car in a happy place right now. After both motor mounts took a crapper that is. But it's all better now.

Had another close call with the weather. The last tornado that went by here passed just a mile north of my house. Yeppers, I'm feeling lucky so far. We'll see what tomorrow brings.

For now, I'm breaking out one more round of quotes for everyone. Hope you like.

"I'm not really around people enough to know if my behavior is odd."
---radiantheart

"I don't hate you, I just don't view you as human."
---IHateSocialism

"My friend had attempted to kill him self many times. I asked to see his scars and he showed me. I then told him what he was doing wrong..... the fried shrimp at his funeral was quite good."
---Mattson

'"Due to a budget cut, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off."-God'

"I like my women like i like my Windows2000...goes down at least three times a day..."
---TrahaId of Stoor

"Rarely is the question asked... Is our children learning?"
---George W. Bush

"I was going to fuck you in the ass on saturday, I'll fuck you in the ass next wednesday instead. YOU GOT A DATE WEDNESDAY BABY. WHOOOO!"
-Jesus, The Big Lebowsky

"I need someone to motivate me... Or to just do it all for me, which would be fine"
---Ferret Druid

"The Christian thing to do would be to reinterpret the Bible to fit with your desires."
---Paul

They all have phone numbers for official technical support. The most you'll get out of most PS2 people is "clean the laser" even if your PS2 is hurling insults about your weight at you while ripping all your discs in half and drinking all the liquor in your house

"When you sneeze, that's your soul trying to get out. Saying 'God bless you' crams it back in"-Milhouse
Come on, the soul is just something they make up to scare kids. Like the boogeyman. Or Michael Jackson.
-Bart Simpson

What would you attempt to do if you knew you would not fail?

The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you

"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little."
-Porterfield-

"Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying."
-Anon.-

"I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image."
-Stephen Hawking

"If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get one million miles to the gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside."
-Robert X Cringely

"I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the ass." - George W. Bush

Indecision is the key to flexibility

You can't tell the way the train went by looking at the track

There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation

Happiness is merely the remission of pain

Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for

Friends may come and go, enemies accumulate

I have seen the truth, and it does not make sense

Suicide is the most sincere form of criticism

If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

I don't have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

You move slower than two snails racing through a salt mine.-me

You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

"Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done."
Carl Friedrich Gauss (1777-1855) , while working, when informed that his wife is dying.

"Dieu me pardonnera. C'est son métier. (God will forgive me. It's his job)"
Heinrich Heine , Last words

"Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
Pancho Villa (1877-1923) , Last words

"Drink to me."
Pablo Picasso (1881-1973) , Last words

"Friends applaud, the Comedy is over."
Ludwig von Beethoven , Last words

"Go away… I'm alright."
H. G. Wells (1866-1946) , Last words

"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
Karl Marx , Last words to his housekeeper

"I don't feel good."
Luther Burbank (1849-1926) , Last words

"I still live."
Daniel Webster , Last words

"More light!"
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe (1749-1832) , Last words

"Now comes the mystery."
Henry Ward Beecher , Last words, March 8, 1887

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
Voltaire (1694-1778) , on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

"Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing."
Georges Danton , Last words to his executioner

"Such is life."
Ned Kelly , Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol

"The fog is rising."
Emily Dickinson , Last words

"Why yes -- a bulletproof vest."
James Rodges , murderer, on his final request before the firing squad

"WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue."

Turtles can't move if they fall on their backs... but, I have devised a plan. I shall duct tape two turtles together. They will be unstoppable.- Another Denshuu

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington Chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was "so profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats). One student wrote the following answer:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that: "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

That guy deserves life in prison and a daily ass kicking by the inmates.
He does deserve something daily that involves inmates and ass, but it's not a kicking.

The fact that no one understands you doesn't make you an artist.

The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

The Top 35 Similaritys Between Gaming and Porn.
1. The typical customer is male, unattractive, and socially handicapped
2. Both are frequently enjoyed in dark basements
3. The size of your collection is obscene
4. It's not a good idea to talk about either on a first date
5. Both revolve around fantasy and obtaining the unobtainable
6. The artwork depicts images impossible in the real world
7. When purchasing either in a store, you always ask for a bag
8. It may be fun to make your own at home, but rarely turns out as good as the professionally produced stuff
9. If you saw a woman buying either, you'd probably want to ask her out
10. Extra excitement can be added with the use of props and / or costumes
11. Low quality versions of both can be found for free on the Internet
12. Countless Usenet groups are dedicated to both
13. In either case, a gang of heavily-muscled men in leather with whips spells trouble
14. Everyone uses a silly, made-up name
15. It is not uncommon for participants to assume the opposite gender
16. Both are frowned upon by the conservative right
17. You usually take interest in both around age 13
18. New purchases are usually looked at once, then put on the shelf
19. The best and worst examples of each was produced in the '70s
20. The German versions of each are the most bizarre
21. Both are plagued with bad dialogue
22. You usually spend a lot more time enjoying each alone than with a group of friends
23. Everyone's called in to work sick at least once to stay home and enjoy one or the other
24. Both make excellent bathroom reading
25. There's always a big finish when you get to fire your gun
26. Hollywood's attempts to mainstream both have been largely unsuccessful
27. The hero's prized possession is his big, black gun
28. Plots are often present only to serve the action scenes
29. The story can be set anywhere from spaceships to dungeons
30. While the person directing the action is usually blamed for a bad experience, it's usually the fault of poor writing
31. Characters can have either high APPEARANCE or STAMINA, but rarely both
32. You can tell the climax is imminent when the characters start screaming
33. Candles and music enhance the mood
34. You can meet your favorite B-list stars at the annual convention
35. One word: Dwarves
36. Both can be planned events.

"The sticker said "Designed for Windows XP or better"...so I installed linux."

2004-06-13T19:30:00.000-05:00

Just stopping in for a minute or two. Not enough time for a real update, but suffice it to say that the Slave is doing alright. Been really busy getting stuff done around here and dodging tornados again. This must be Nebraskas year to take the brunt for tornado alley. Anyway, I thought I'd toss out a few more quotes for you. Should be something for everyone in here. Have fun.

"Don't, like the cat, try to get more out of an experience than there is in it. The cat, having sat upon a hot stove lid, will not sit upon a hot stove lid again. Nor upon a cold stove lid."

"Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed."

"There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist, except an old optimist."

"Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning."
-Albert Einstein

"Not conforming for the sake of not conforming is conforming to the idea of non-conformity"

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948)

"Failure is not an option. It is a privilege reserved only for those who try."

"At least pulling wool over your eyes will keep your face from freezing."

"Money makes the world go round. Love barely keeps it from blowing up."

"Silence is one of the most effective forms of communication."

"Stupidity's cause hasn't been advanced much by its many martyrs."

"Your shallowness is so wide that it's almost like depth." - Daria

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool." - Dave Broadfoot

God is dead. --Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. --God
--t-shirt

A crowded elevator smells different to a midget.

"The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1,322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26,911 words."

If God is all-powerful, can he create a stone so large that he cannot
lift it?

And in response, thus spake the Oracle: } This is a question often brought up by people arguing against the
existence of an omnipotent God. I tried it out once.

Oracle: Hey, God, you can do anything, right?
God: This is true.
Oracle: Well, I bet you can't create an immovable stone.
God: Oh yeah? How much?
Oracle: Ten pints and a packet of peanuts.
God: You're on.
Oracle: That's pretty impressive.
God: You bet it is.
Oracle: How about a double-or-nothing bet?
God: Sure, why not?
Oracle: I bet you can't move it over there.
God: That's not fair! You're playing with semantics and petty logic.
Oracle: So? If you can move it, you owe me the ten pints and a packet of peanuts. If you can't, then I still don't owe you anything.
God: Let me think about this one... Got it.

* God Disincorporates universe, and reconstructs it with the stone in a different place*

God: You see, I can play games with logic and semantics too.

And so, the age old question is answered...

In Russia we only had two TV channels. Channel One was propaganda. Channel Two consisted of a KGB officer telling you: Turn back at once to Channel One

“‘12-year-old kid kills younger brother in video-game re-enactment’ how about shitty parents raise stupid kids’”
---Gabe, Penny Arcade

"You know there’s a lesson to be learned here, its better to watch stuff, than to do stuff."
---Homer Simpson

"We’ve learned that war is never the answer, except for all of America's problems.”
---Simpsons

"Many members of the city's Jewish community are now certain that God, troubled by the prospect of war in Iraq, has revealed Himself in fish form."
---BBC News

"Everytime a girl kicks my ass in a video game I'm puzzled whether I should be humiliated or incredibly turned on."
---DJosef

"Games dont make people violent, lag does."
---Peter Griffin

"I'm omnisexual. You? I'd do you right here, right now. Your wife? She'll be moaning all night! You chair? BRING IT ON!"
---KatThePoet

"My wife gets pissed whenever we're being intimate and I scream "FIRST!!!!""
---Silverfist

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
---Voltaire

"I don't want to toot my own horn but I handed them all their asses. I was like some kind of goddamned ass handing machine sent back in time to hand people their asses... ... ... When it does come out be sure and look for me online, I'll be the one handing you your ass."
---Gabe (Penny Arcade)

"Religion constantly reassures itself that it is right, while science constantly tries to prove itself wrong."
---Savok

"I don't watch TV... But, sometimes it watches me."

"I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it."
---HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy

"Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping... waiting... and though unwanted...unbidden... it will stir...open it's jaws and howl. It speaks to us... guides us... Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? It hurts sometimes more than we can bear. Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ecstasy of grief. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank... Without passion, we'd be truly dead."
-Angelus

2004-06-06T22:41:00.000-05:00

Since I'm here, thought I'd toss out some more quotes for all of you fine people. Enjoy.

I'm horrified and touched at the same time. And not in the way I'm horrified and touched when my uncle visits

Give a man a match, keep him warm for a few seconds.
Light a man on fire, keep him warm for the rest of his life.

Internet forums bring out the worst of humanity: stupid irrational egomaniacs telling each other how much they hate everything.

Why do guys think with the wrong head? Tyranny of the majority. There's only one brain, while there's millions of sperm.

"Its all fun and games until someone rips of your arm and beats you to death with it!"

If you kill a man, you're a murderer. Kill many, then you're a conquerer. Kill them all, and you're a God.

I can bend minds with my spoon.

After all, what is reality but a collective illusion on which most people agree?

Do the kirby: <('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')> <( '.' )> <('.'<) <( '.' )> (>'.')>

A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.

Suicide: Telling God "You can't fire me. I quit!" - Anonymous Philosopher

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

"Earth first, we will strip mine the other planets later."

"Save the Whales, trade them for valuble prizes!"

"War doesn't decide who's right, only who's left."

There is a thin line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.

Don't sweat the petty things.. and for GOD's sake don't pet the sweaty things.

"Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think." -- Jean de la Bruyere

Cats aren't smarter than all people--just cat owners. The rest of us know better than to adopt something bent on enslaving us."

"Squirrels. Nature's little speed bumps."

This topic made me laugh hilariously, and cringe in disgust at the same time. And topics don't do that very often.

Four important words:
Use Lots Of Lube.

Four even more important words:
SPIT IS NOT LUBE.

This message brought to you by a genuine female.-MaggieNoOni

- 30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN" -
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird

Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone. That's actually what caused many of their deaths.... pillow fights."
- Unknown

"I fall in love really quickly and this scares guys away. I'm like, 'I'm in love with you, I want to marry you, I want to move in with you!' And they're like, 'Ma'am, just give me the ten bucks for the pizza and I'm outta here.'"
- Penny Wiggins

"Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. In fact, why don't you just leave me alone."
- Unknown

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be."
- Peter De Vries

"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
- Kez Bartsch

"I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought, what good would that do?"
- Ronnie Shakes

"Wisdom comes by disillusionment."
- George Santayana

"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval."
- George Santayana

"So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work."
- Peter Drucker

"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."
- Mary Wilson Little

"I started paying very close attention to myself during PMS and that's how I found my basics for Satan."
- Jennifer Love Hewitt on playing Satan in forthcoming movie The Devil & Daniel Webster

"After Mama gave birth to 12 of us kids, we put her up on a pedestal. It was mostly to keep Daddy away from her."
- Dolly Parton

Everybody was terrified of Doug; he used... SARCASM. - Monty Python

"The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense."
- Tom Clancy

Very occasionally, if you really pay attention, life doesn't suck. ~Joss Whedon

2004-06-06T15:42:00.000-05:00

Ok, here it is. Another update. Try not to act so shocked.

Car is fixed and running great. It goes like a bat out of Hell. Now it's the stopping that's become a problem. Yeppers, brakes went out yesterday. Don't worry, the Slave didn't hit anything. That's when the emergency brake comes in handy. A little tip for anyone out there that doesn't know already. Your e-brake is cable operated, not hydraulic. So if your brakes fail from either a bad master cylinder, broken brake line, or faulty wheel cylinder, you can still use the emergency brake.

I pretty much expected this. Going into any used car can bring up all kinds of little hiccups like this. It'll be fixed by tuesday. Then I guess it's just wait for the next thing. I refuse to give up on this car. I WILL DOMINATE THE VEHICLE!!

Other than that, nothing too exciting to report. Just kinda spent the weekend with some friends and a few cases of beer. I even let my mod duties slide for a while. That's all over now so all of you folks violating the rules at GameFAQS, watch your asses. I am watching you.

2004-06-03T09:56:00.000-05:00

Well, I've done it. I've brought the Shadow back to life. That's right, the Slave's new(used) car is up and running. Took a few days and a few more parts than expected, but then that's the way car work usually goes. So, anyone interested in a 1974 Ford LTD with under 100,000 miles on the engine? It's going cheap.

That's pretty much all I've been doing the last few days. Work on the car for a few hours, have a few beers, then sleepy time.

Until next time, remember this. Just because something is old and broken doesn't mean it should be tossed out with the trash. The Slave can fix it.

2004-05-31T22:42:00.000-05:00

Sorry about the lack of an update recently, the Slave has been a really busy man.

So, without further ado, the update.

I spent the last two days in the thriving metropolis of David City Nebraska. That's where my Dad is buried. I know you aren't able to read this Dad, but you are sorely missed. God, in his infinite ignorance, took you far too soon. Rest well, and know that your memory survives.

Also on this Memorial day, I'd like to thank all of those soldiers that gave their lives making this great country what it is today, and those that still carry on the fight. Without your sacrifices, who knows what kind of a world we would be living in right now. Freedom is not free. It must be paid for in blood. That's the way it has always been, and the way it will always be. Thank you for having the courage to fight and die for your country.

Spent the latter part of last week secuing a new vehicle. Well, it's new to me anyway. Picked up a 1990 Dodge Shadow 2dr hatchback. Nice looking little car. Picked it up really cheap too. Gotta love it when people are afraid to work on their own vehicles, and the mechanics want an arm and a leg for simple engine work. I mean really. $400 to replace a timing belt? Just because you have to remove the motor mount and a couple of pulleys? Yeppers, auto mechanics really piss me off in case that wasn't coming through your monitor.

Yes, that means that if I get this Dodge running up to Slavey Specs, the big green machine that has served me so well the last few years will most likely be retired from my service. That doesn't mean she won't live on in somebody elses care, just not mine. But we'll have to see how this other car runs first.

Well, that's pretty much it for now. I know, pretty boring stuff. I'll be back again in a couple of days with more. Until then, the Slave has left the building.

2004-05-23T13:09:00.000-05:00

I did the funny below, now for something serious. Ever look out of your window and see a tornado coming? If you haven't, you haven't lived.

Say what you will about hurricanes, but you just don't get it until you see the finger of God bearing down on you. It makes you feel incredibly humbled to see an entire house get pulled up from the ground, completely shredded, and thrown at you while cars are spinning around in the rubble. It almost makes you feel like God himself has a personal score to settle with you.

48 sightings were reportd in southeast Nebraska last night. I don't know how many different tornados were actually on the ground at the same time, but I saw three at once. I thank God that they turned away from my home and went another direction.

To everyone who lost someone or something in last nights massive outbreak of tornados in Nebraska and Iowa, my thoughts and prayers are with you.

2004-05-23T13:04:00.000-05:00

Just dropping off some GameFAQS quotes. Ran across this topic while board hunting. Some are attributed to people who are not the original authors, but does it really matter? Enjoy, there will be many more to come.

"Since US soldiers introduced baseball to Afghan children, the game has really kept the kids off the streets...that and the lack of streets." Jon Stewart- dude from LUE

I just hate stupid people. They should have to wear signs that just say "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them. You just be like "Excuse me, Oh never mind I didn't see your sign."-dude from LUE(now my quote)

"What about when there was only one set of footprints?" The Lord replied "That's because you don't have any friends, and you are wearing a stupid hat."-dude from LUE

Your fortune cookie: You will die a slow, painful death in 10 seconds.Lucky#s:10,9,8,7...-another dude from LUE

Been a rough day. Got up this morning, put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.-dude from LUE (TI92 Calculator?)

Did you hear about the new movie called "Constipation"? No? Thats because it hasn't come out yet...---Yalzin

I want to die in my sleep like grandpa, not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.-dude from LUE

"I am here to kick ass and chew bubble gum.. unfortunately, I am all out of bubble-gum" - Rowdy Roddy Piper, 'THEM!'

"Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

"The first step to failure is trying."

"It's not premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." - Twisted Silence

"I was arrested for statutory rape.... .... I didn't even know it was a statue!" - Rodney Dangerfield

"My mom walked in on me while I was taking advantage of my drunken dad." - Impressario

*looks forward to being anally raped by bikers* - Bonaventure

DarkCobra - You could have thought up a lot more original and less-bigoted insult then "***".
The Great Magus - He called you an asterisk asterisk asterisk?! That CAD!

"I remember the first time I had sex... ...the dog was traumatized for life." - Lifegrind

"When creating man, I believe that God rather overestimated His abilities." - Oscar Wilde

"Oh, I'll win. I'll win even if I have to castrate myself with a rusty spoon." - Jar Jar Binks

"I feel like I'm a 26 year-old man in a 16 year-old girl's body." - Hustle Kong

I find that a great part of the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way.
Franklin P. Adams

If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four.
Joel Rosenberg - The Warrior Lives

Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Theodore Sturgeon

When you steal from one author, it's plagiarism; if you steal from many, it's research.
Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)

A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
Francoise Sagan

A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one.
Mae West (1892-1980)

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.
Socrates (470-399 B.C.)

I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx (1895-1977)

I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Emiliano Zapata

Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
Samuel Paterson

If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Lynda Barry

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

I am become death, shatterer of worlds.
Robert J. Oppenheimer (1904-1967) , citing from the Bhagavadgita, after witnessing the world's first nuclear explosion

"With luck like that you'll be regularly gang raped by dolphins... I'm talking weekly here"-can't remember who, someone on LUE.

You are not a great individual for hating your mother. You're a Greek tragedy in the making.~~Polemos to Darkcobra

I'll be the resident lecherous Knight~~Paladin Z

I hope you get raped by an angry, rabid giraffe.~~Gorthaur the Cruel

If I had a really buff right arm and a skinny left one, I would not make fun of people who mast0rbate.~~Tenchisama

what does g0atse mean? I looked up in the dictionary and it isnt there~~HUZZAH

I confine my sexual advances to people, tacos, and horses.~~LaceratedCharm

if he spit in my face, he would be stabbed, and his neck would be stretched out like g0atse.~~cortexbomb

Heterosexuality is alterable too. I bet I could make you into a flaming dendrophile with the right instruments of torture. ~~ Sorcy

I was watching porn on the internet, got a little to carried away, and got my wang stuck in my zip drive. ~~friskybb

i was just trying to itch my balls and i accidently squeezed one and it hurts allot~~Devilkid 666 while drunk

I know neither Coolhand nor DarkCobra, but I think you two need to work out your differences with mutual hate towards Richard Simmons.~~Edge Zero

MEGAVOLT! MMM-MM, he's got some WEASEL FINE ASS!!! And big feet, you know what that means!!!~~Hyena20 during a convo in LU&E on the hottest Disney character

If God could see LUE, the apocalypse would be tomorrow.~~Reversefigure4

It had better be the noises monkeys make during sex or hand-activities if you want to speak the language of the LU&E. ~~Hyena20

I have stray pubes crawling up my navel.. Its like ivy on the back of your garage..~~Revival

Oh yes. Hostess Fruit pies. With such flavors as sawdust and ass, how can you not like these flakey piles of ****. ~~Smash Daisaku

Yeah, I'm sexist. I'm convinced men are stupid and women are evil. ~Enygmatic

If Q33 is a flight number from an airplane originating from a US destination then I will suck the wet farts from a million dead pigeons. ~ SwisherNOWblunts

"ok now I;, m ssssssuppeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr druubnk!!!!! Adm IO shjoulss d sppmhttin! But I kdont kno w what" -Jack Mama

I find that peeing gets rid of it. A suggestion, to piss with morning wood, try standing back to the toilet shooting it over your head.~~ Konraad

JarJar, on the other hand, would be the type of genie who orgasms when you rub his lamp, especially if you're a hot, scantily clad virgin chick.~~ Hyena20

Ungh! Me must sex now! No condiments!~~ Mystic998 on safe sex and instincts

Quite ironically, the only other member of ProTect's Pube Club for Men is his mother.~~ Spiffy Magoo

Can you flex your nipples? I can flex them to the theme of "Tailspin". ~~The Outrageous Toob

Brut smells like sour frog ass.~~ Axion9

That movie sucks; I give it a two thumbs up the ***. ~~ Kanivakil

ok, well i dub thineself the official mast0rbation black knight in underwear armor ~~DJ1200

Because if I woke up tomorrow as a girl, I'd probably just lay around in bed and play with my boobs all day.~~ Shade7x

Pah. I'm Asian, I look uglier than an orc with 6 CHA, and people know it.~~MaullarMaullar

My testicles are of average size. At least, that's what my dentist says.~~ Hustle Kong

I'm a pirate?
Do I get to rape my crewmen?~~ Super Blue KapuKapu

...then Run, don't walk, RUN to the fridge, and pour yourself a tall, frosty glass of shut the **** up. ~~Coolhand

Die topic, DIE!!!!! Die die die!!!! Dead dead kill stab maim hurt bleed die!!!!!!!!111!1ONE!!!!~!~~Coolhand

Eventually I am able to breathe again. I had a vague idea of what caused such a feeling, so I begin to do it again. And again. And again. And again and again and again.~~ JarJarBinks on his discovery of mast0rbation.

I am terribly attracted to secretary porn.~~ JarJarBinks.

If I were to ever have foreplay, it would last at least an hour, because when it comes down to the actual sex, I'd suck worse than Forrest Gump. ~~Jar Jar Binks

The pineapples were so friggin' fresh they make your balls almost explode.~~JarJarBinks

WTF do you think it is? Do you shoot turpentine out of your ass? ~~JarJarBinks regarding Tubgal

When in Rome you act like the Romans, not a ****ing moron.~~JarJarBinks

I don't want lyme disease of the testicles. God knows they've suffered enough already~~JarJarbinks

Snipers are silent, but deadly. Like ninjas. Or some farts.~~JarJarBinks

Oh, I'll win. I'll win even if I have to castrate myself with a rusty spoon.~~ Jar Jar Binks

Everybody knows you get smoother satisfaction from doing gazelles.~~The Great Magus

A lobotomy > having your nipples sandblasted > Jason 10 : Jason in Space ~~ The Great Magus

Abbot and Costello meet the Terminator 2~~ The Great Magus on suggestions on highschool plays.

My ass is a priceless treasure. Pirates are always burying it.~~ The Great Magus

We've secretly switched Jar Jar Binks' testicles with Folger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices the difference. ~~ The Great Magus

..............i belive in the underwear faries~~ Dragon Gurl

Yes, that's just half of one page. Stay tuned for further goodness.

2004-05-19T22:53:00.000-05:00

Well, it's over. One of the greatest shows in the history of television has been given the boot before it's time. Angel The Series is no more. At least for the forseeable future.

If you're looking for my review of the finale, you're in the wrong place. Go to RenewAngel.com and check the thread on tonight's episode. It's in there. This space is solely reserved for my ranting about the WB cancellation of ATS. So, without further ado, here it comes. I'm going to try to be somewhat nice about this, but it could get ugly before I'm done. The usual warnings apply.

I'll start with the decision to cancel this show. Who actually made the final decision, I'll never know. I do know that the figurehead of this network is a, I hesitate to use the word "man", named Jordan Levin. That's right Mr. Levin, you are oficially on the list of people whom I'd really like to see taste the sole of my boot. Don't think I'm coming to hunt you down because that isn't going to happen. I'm a reasonable man. Things like this happen. It's about money, or so I've been told. But that doesn't change the fact that, if someone pointed you out to me on the street and said "That's Jordan Levin", I'd have to come up to you and voice my displeasure with the programming decisions made by your network. And believe me, when the Slave speaks, everyone within a two block radius is going to listen. They have no choice.

Anyway, I don't understand why you would give this show the boot. It was just hitting it's stride. It was drawing viewers. It beats every other poorly written piece of tripe you call tv shows on your network, coughcharmedsmallvilleseventhheaveneverwoodsuperstarhighschoolreunioncough, all to hell. What could you have been thinking? Personal vendetta against Joss? Sore because once you decided to give Buffy the axe UPN picked it up? Not getting enough sex? Maybe your mother didn't show you enough love when you were a child, and you just grew up into a mal-adjusted sociopath with delusions of grandeur? Hell, I don't know. But whatever it is, get the hell over it. Your programming decisions are driving the WB into the ground. Can't say I'm not laughing about that little tidbit, but if you had kept Angel alive this might not be happening.

Which brings me to this little moment at the end of the show. "You've lived for 277 years. Thank you for spending the last five with us." "Thank you from your friends at the WB." You know, that would have made me laugh if it hadn't pissed me off so fucking bad. I have to say that, had anyone from the WB responsible for the cancellation of this show had been in the room with me, they most likely would've had to have been carried out. Nothing like rubbing our faces in it you bastards. Might as well have put a picture of someone flipping the bird at the fans with the caption reading "Fuck you very much. You were loyal to our network and this show and, to let you know how much we appreciate that, we're going to stick a baseball bat up your ass. Non lubricated." Yeppers, that's how I feel about your message of thanks. You can take your sentiment and shove it. Pricks.

Well, I guess that didn't get nearly as nasty as I thought it was. But I reserve the right to revisit this rant and expand on it at any time.

2004-05-18T23:59:00.000-05:00

Ever feel like reaching through the phone and choking someone? You don't have to answer, I know you have. Yes, this is the beginning of yet another rant on the wonderful world of Microsoft and their faulty modem driver.

So here I sat, minding my own business, when the windows update iconstarts it's pretty little flashing. "Slavey, we have new updates for you. Click on me, and I will turn your OS into the God of Windows operating systems." You know how it is. It's tricksy. We Hates it. WE HATES IT FOREEEEEEEVVVVEEEEEEEEEERRRRR. Sorry, had to get that out.

Anyway, there it was. Since I hadn't done anything to take care of the whole Sasser worm thing, I figured I might as well get the patch installed. So, like crack addict, knowing that I shouldn't be doing what I was about to do, knowing that I would most likely regret my actions, knowing that it could very well screw up my machine again, knowing full well that Bill Gates has a personal vendetta against me and my computer, I clicked the icon.

I know what you're saying. "Slavey, you idiot. How could you go against everything you beleive in and trust MSN with access to your computer after what they did to you the last three times." And you're right. I should have just left well enough alone. But I thought I could protect myself. So, here's the rest of the story. =20

I started to review the updates, just like you're supposed to. And what do I see right at the top? That same damn modem driver that turned my computer from a Cadillac into a God Damn Yugo three different times. Well, I took that worthless thing off the DL list. No way in hell am I letting that program anywhere near my machine again. I reviewed the rest of the patches, and started the DL. Since I knew it was going to take a while, I started up a game of Gin Rummy against my normal opponent, this wise ass bear. He's a real bastard. He cheats when he's losing, and even threatens me sometimes. Although lately I've been kicking his ass more often than not, I'd still like to smap him once in a while just to wipe that cheating smirk off of his face sometimes. But I digress. I was ranting about Microsoft.

So, there I was, stomping a mudhole in the bear, when all of a sudden everything stops. A window pops up. You've all probably seen it at one time or another. "Your connection to the internet has been interrupted." This happens when the update was about half finished. Ok, no biggie. I'd seen this before. I'll just reconnect and everything will be fine. I was totally unprepared for what happened next. "Modem not found." Yeppers, that's the message that came up when I tried to reconnect to the internet. What the hell do you mean "Modem not found?" I know it's in there. It was just working fine five seconds ago. So I tried again. "There is no modem connected to this system."

Yes, they did it again. They downloaded that mother humping modem driver. Microsoft screwed me one....... more ......... time. Without the common decency of a reach around or a towel to clean up with whethey were finished. =

Yes, I was mightily pissed. But instead of hitting something with a hammer like I really wanted, I decided to start checking things out. Now I'm far from a computer geek. Even further from a tech support genius. But I remembered a couple of things from my last encounter with modem trouble, so I started poking around. Hmmm, Lucent winmodem detected. Hooked up to COM3. Driver is listed as the same one that's supposed to be running the modem. What the hell did they do to my machine?

Well, at this point, I decided to make my second mistake. Yes, I knew better than to think I could actually get some help from MSN tech support, but I wanted to explore every option before I went in and started mucking with programs that I have no clue as to what they do. So I did it. I called Satan's hotline for help. Bad move, but there it is. Suprisingly, I only had to wait about five minutes before getting to talk to an actual person. And I could understand him when he spoke. Bonus. So, I describe to him the problems I'm having. All the while he just sits there, not speaking. I definitely got the impression that he was clueless, even through the telephone. He asks all the normal questions. Account name, primary browser, what I was doing when the problem occurred. I explained it all again, this time a lot slower so he could understand, and he started hitting keys on his keyboard. "Did you DL a new modem driver?" "No, I specifically took that off the list." "Well, we're showing that you have four different modem drivers stacked on top of each other, and they are most likely interfering with the normal operation of your modem." "Really. Would that explain why it doesn't detect the modem when I try to logon?" "It might." "I'm not looking for might here pal, I'm looking for a here's what you need to do to make your machine work again. Your update fucked it up, so tell me how to fix it." "Well, if you reboot your machine, that should take care of the problem." "You think I didn't try that already? You think that's not the first thing I tried to do?" "Well, why don't we just try it agian." Yes, this is the kind of assistance you can expect from Microsoft. Just to humor the man, I tried again. "Well, it's doing the exact same thing it was. Modem not detected. Please install a modem and boot a start up disk." "Well, that is a problem." "Mister, If I could reach through this phone and slap your face right now, I would." "Well, if thst didn't fix the problem, then we really can't help you. Since the problem is with a piece of hardware not manufactured by Microsoft, you should contact the tech support for the manufacturer." "Listen, the problem is obviously with your update DL, not the hardware. It's your problem, so fix it." "I don't know what to tell you. You say the problem is with the modem." "No, I said the probelm started when I downloaded your damn update. Obviously it's not the modem, but the fucking driver. But I see that I'm getting nowhere here talking to someone who has absolutely no experience at tech support. How did you get your job anyway? Are you Bill Gates nephew? Have some pictures of him with a donkey? Maybe you're good under a desk yourself?" "There's no need to insult me sir." "I think there is. You wasted almost two hours of my time only to tell me that it's not your fault when it clearly is. Do you really expect me to believe that the problem is with the modem when we both know damn well that it's the program that was downloaded with the update? How many other people have you screwed over?" "Thank you for calling MSN tech support." click.

I just have this to say about MSN tech support. Completley worthless. You'd get more help letting a kindergarten class throw rocks at your machine than you get from MSN. You're damn lucky I don't live wherever the hell it is that you are, or I'd be sitting there right now with my hard drive waiting for you to fix what you fucked up. And I wouldn't be leaving until it was done.

Anyway, I started messing with the machine myself. I finally got it to detect the modem on my own, after two rollbacks, and reconnect to the internet. That created a whole new problem. I couldn't get it to disconnect. *sigh* That only took about an hour. By then, it was nearly 4am, so I decided to give it up for the night.

This afternoon, I tried to get back online. Guess what, It wouldn't connect. Even after I removed the new modem driver, again. Had to do a complete rollback just to get online. And now I'm not sure if I can disconnect.

In closing, I'll just say this. Thank you Microsoft, for once again showing me that you can't be trusted. Thank you for proving to me one more time that your tech support people know less about fixing computers than I know about women. Thank you for totally screwing up my machine again, and then backing out of any responsibility for your actions. Worthless pricks.

2004-05-17T00:01:00.000-05:00

Yeah, I know it's been a little while since I've updated. Sorry. Been dealing with some major changes over at GameFAQS. Mainly dealing with people who don't like the changes and are causing some trouble. But I'm here now.

Not too much to report of late. Just been kinda hanging out. Enjoying the nice spring weather we have here in the midwest. You know. 95degrees one day and 35degrees the next. Pretty sweet. That, and steeling myself for the last hurrah of ATS which is coming up this wednesday.

Yeppers, not looking forward to it. Don't get me wrong, I'm looking forward to the show, just not to the aftermath. I can already feel a little depression setting in at the death of quality television. Especially when tripe such as Charmed and Seventh Heaven get renewed, but really good drama like ATS is axed before it's time. But enough of that for now, as I'm sure there is going to be a major rant after I see the finale. I'm unspoiled, so I have no clue what I'm going to be seeing.

Other than that, I just want to say hi to everyone who has been stopping by and making my home a not so barren place lately. I appreciate your patronage. I know I haven't been seen much lately, but that's going to change soon. I will be around.

Huugggss for you all. The Slave has left the building.

2004-05-06T23:57:00.000-05:00

!!!WARNING!!! If you have sensitive eyes, do not like profanity, or are against people getting an earful of the Slave, stop reading right now.

This is for all of you people from GameFAQS that read my blog. Especially if you are from LUE.

You sick little fucks. You have finally gone too far. That shit you pulled tonight was so far out of line I couldn't believe what I saw. It is my fondest wish that everyone who participated in that horrible invasion tonight will have your testicles smashed with a hammer, and then stapled to your forehead with a note explaining your actions so the rest of the world knows exactly what you did. You fucking disgusting little bastards.

Yes, I marked your topic. Not sure who the moderator was who finally yanked it, but he or she should get a medal. And every single one of you little pricks should be KOS'ed for what you did.

I hope a lot of you are reading this, especially you sick sons of bitches that invaded that guest book. Your ISP's have been tracked, and I'm certain that Jeff is going to take appropiate measures in weeding out the ass pirates responsible. You'll be damn lucky if he doesn't close your board for good this time, which I hope he does. I thought I'd seen the worst from the shit pile that is LUE. I was wrong.
The whole lot of you deserve a lot worse punishment than can be meted out on the board system. You deserve to tied up and violated with a baseball bat, and to rot in hell for all eternity. As it is, you WILL be banned at the very least. Any account on your usermap will be purged. Most likely your ISP will be contacted and your service revoked.

In closing, you sick little fucks, be thankful you're not standing in front of me right now as I'd stomp the shit out of each and every single one of you personally, and then post pictures as an example for the next tasteless asshat who even thinks what you did tonight was funny.

Thanks for stopping by.

2004-05-04T13:47:00.000-05:00

Finally something good comes from LUE.

Check out the link in the outside links section titled "Angry Alien", I don't think you'll be disappointed. 30 second bunny theater, among other things. Enjoy.

2004-05-01T22:51:00.000-05:00

So, here I am again. Just thought that I might give you a little background on my new project. You know, the whole LUE board thing.

On GameFAQS, one of the worst things you can do is board invasion. Whether it be another board on the site, or some board not in any way affiliated with the site. One of the things LUE is famous for is Invasion. And they don't just keep it in the family. For a couple of the examples, I will provide some extra explanation if necessary just to give you the full perspective of the damage caused.

So, without further ado, Invasion.

Message Board Help: Board List | Topic List | Post New Message | Log Out | Help

How many boards have been invaded by LUE?

From: Wasabi X | Posted: 4/26/2004 10:13:44 AM | Message Detail
And how was it controlled?
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"Ma'am. I can do anything. I own a game store."-The Gord

From: benjjjamin | Posted: 4/26/2004 10:16:55 AM | Message Detail
Countless boards.

Action depends on severity and location. If it's on-GameFAQs, then users are usually purgatoried. If it's off-GameFAQS, at first many bans went out, but over time that's pretty much stopped, and just the threads that gave the site away were moderated. Users inciting invasion are usually purgatoried.

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Character is like a tree and reputation like its shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.

From: Hyena 20 | Posted: 5/1/2004 5:01:14 PM | Message Detail
Ones LUE was directly involved in: (more or less Chronological order)

*Angel's Forum (pro-anorexia board which no longer exists)
*Capalert's Guestbook(overloaded the book and shut down the site for over a week)
*ToBeSmarterChild (experimental AIMbot, now LUE proof, but LUE got it to say lots of naughty things.)
*Sprint Relay Online (not a forum, but a disability service. LUE used it to prank call places. Among others, they made it prank call a Pizza Hut over and over again for hours. Once it was all straightened out, the Pizza Hut folks actually tried to sue GameFAQS over the incident)
*Andrew Antione's guestbook (I believe he took that down along with incriminating parts of his Bio)
*Some AIM users who IMPed Ceej to trick people into giving them their Gamefaq's password (LUEsers drove these people insane, and Ceej refers to CJayC, the creator of GameFAQS and administrator of the site)
*The ZSB (Zelda Social Board) forum on Gamefaq's (don't even think about invading! LUE seems to have a special dislike for the ZSB)
*JustShana's LJ (This is what caused LUE to become sterilized so that nobody above the user ID 888113 could ever access LUE. This particular journal no longer exists. This is the infamous invasion of the 'dead girl's live journal'.)(I will not go into detail about this one)
*Kidzworld
*some KKK Boards (these boards had been invaded dozens of times, more by Outboards and the KOS Krew {the KOS Krew refers to users that have been ISP banned from GameFAQS, and no matter how repentant will not be allowed back under any circumstances. It stands for the Kill On Sight Krew} than by LUE. LUE has, to my knowledge, directly invaded this board twice. The first time occured immediately after the Kidzworld event, and most LUEsers chewed the topic creator out. The topic was removed before much of an invasion could take place. The second time, Outboards performed an opportunistic attack while LUE was there.)
*XBox Live Support Chat (it took more than 3 days for the mods to pick up on this invasion, as until the third night, it remained hush-hush and contained to two topics. On the third night, 5 more topics were made, and word spread to MBH.)
*An LJ and YM when news of the new TOS leaked out (some LUEsers did this in 'retaliation'.)
*Suicide Girls (this one failed because the topic creator and others realized you needed registration via email and the admin's authenticiation in order to post there.)
*Sarahsuke's Guestbook
*The Neopets Board (thwarted before it could get out of control)

There are many others, but those are just the ones I know of.
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I miss Burger Time. You STEPPED on the food to make burgers. Kind of like how McDonalds makes them today.~~NintendoRulesAll

From: DieForMotherLand | Posted: 5/1/2004 5:08:50 PM | Message Detail

*The Neopets Board (thwarted before it could get out of control)

You STILL think somebody actually invaded that board. sigh....
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Anime and Videogame girls>Real girls when it comes to hotness

From: teenboy | Posted: 5/1/2004 5:19:14 PM | Message Detail
*Some AIM users who IMPed Ceej to trick people into giving them their Gamefaq's password (LUEsers drove these people insane)

*some KKK Boards (these boards had been invaded dozens of times, more by Outboards and the KOS Krew than by LUE. LUE has, to my knowledge, directly invaded this board twice. The first time occured immediately after the Kidzworld event, and most LUEsers chewed the topic creator out. The topic was removed before much of an invasion could take place. The second time, Outboards performed an opportunistic attack while LUE was there.)

wow...LUE has actually done some good things. I guess I misunderstood some things about them....

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damn you teenboy! I was the most ungeeky person, here. though technically I'm also the most ungeeky person there. ~jman009 (couldn't fit ZSB in sig)

From: Hyena 20 | Posted: 5/1/2004 8:36:53 PM | Message Detail
Invading the KKK board was not a good thing, as two wrongs never make a right.(perhaps not, but I can't think of a better target for the actions of a group of LUEsers)
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I miss Burger Time. You STEPPED on the food to make burgers. Kind of like how McDonalds makes them today.~~NintendoRulesAll

From: D4RT T3H B3R53RK3R | Posted: 5/1/2004 8:42:03 PM | Message Detail
Add the Fire Emblem Social Board to that. They flooded the board and started marking lots of topics and causing trouble.
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Dart and Rebecca can pwn all of you!

From: Eternal Neo | Posted: 5/1/2004 8:42:10 PM | Message Detail
They also invaded Gamecola pretty recently. I know. I was there.
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-Your Savior

2004-05-01T00:19:00.000-05:00

Yeppers, just another day in the life. This one found on Current Events. A board whose content has nothing to do with the title.

JESUS MONKEY CHRIST and Mary Jospeh Magdalene ninja robot!

From: Strange Dais | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:01:36 PM | Message Detail
STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

(i am stabbing CE esp. the recent topics on it)

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

STABBITY. STABBO. STABBY. STABZORZ. STABHAX. STABATTACK.

(ps: I am still stabbing)

STA-to the -AB. STAB-A-DAB-DAB. STAB SCHMAB. STAB ON DAD. STAB REHAB

STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB

(repeat as needed)

Four out of five dentists recommend STAB

Why don't we go out and have a nice STAB

My, Alice, you're looking quite STAB

Hey, look, a STAB

It's a bird, it's plane, it's STAB

Eyes of skull has a STAB

It's time to make the STAB

STAB
STAB
STAB

From: Fallen Tabris | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:02:35 PM | Message Detail
Must be Open Mic Night.
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I would not invade a country based on it being a dictatorship. I would invade it based on the people being oppressed.-urgrandpa

From: Fatty Bears Fun Pack | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:03:09 PM | Message Detail
I like it, it has a nice ring to it. *expects to be stabbed*

From: Jay Eff | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:03:16 PM | Message Detail
Uhh.

The Moderated still wins.
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Logic dictates. Idiocy speaks for itself.

From: pothocket | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:03:19 PM | Message Detail
Of all the message boards on the net why'd you have to STAB mine?

From: KatThePoet | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:03:22 PM | Message Detail

I have to agree, and even go as far as to add a STAB in the middle of the third paragraph.

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Kat - Gunbound Addict. Look for Katt and katthepoet.
Pay me no mind.

From: Smee Burger | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:04:17 PM | Message Detail
Shut the STAB up

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Shivering. Cold. The Water's Clear.
Drifting Down. I Disappear.

From: Sane Men Die Young | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:04:40 PM | Message Detail
We missed you, Dais.
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I can't change the facts to suit you, it's the same whether burned, shot, or hung
It's just the way that the universe works, because all sane men die young

From: Canine Philosopher | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:04:50 PM | Message Detail
So what were you saying about Final Fantasy Tactics again?
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SMIRNOFF Since when is being a foreigner a valid excuse for acting like a first-class assclown?
OZZ Works for Americans.

From: solid snake | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:05:04 PM | Message Detail
Hah. Dais still goes to GameFAQs.

*points and laughs*

...Oh, wait. >_<
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Solid Snake GameFAQs Unnecessary Input Bastard
9 out of 10 assclowns get in this space by accident.

From: Wicked Gardener | Posted: 10/17/2003 9:05:09 PM | Message Detail
Don't you stab her to live?

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I honestly can't believe that someone, is spending money to keep you people alive when they could spend it on things like lighting fires.Dais

2004-04-28T00:04:00.000-05:00

Okay, I'm about to start a new tradition here at the Dungeon. For those of you who don't know, which is most likely all but one of you, I moderate at a site called GameFAQS. It is the largest video game message board system on the net, as far as I know, boasting over 30,000 boards for nearly every game made for every machine from the arcade, PC, going all the way back to the Odyssey. The site also has private, social, regional, tech support, and a multitude of other non game related boards. Yes, even with over 100 moderators, it's quite a task keeping things in check there.

Anyway, there is one board on that site called Life, the Universe, and Everything. LUE for short. It used to be a board for serious discussion on whatever topic was on your mind. Over the last year it has degenerated into a haven for villians, pervs, scum, flamers, trolls, and the like. Since it would be nearly impossible to ban all of those people, the owner of the site decided to make it a private members only board where, if you were not signed up for it by a certain date, you would not get in. Ever. Nobody who is not already authorized to be there will ever be allowed to see the hideous glory that is LUE. And anyone who's LUE accessible account is banned will never be allowed back into there. Also, the TOS are somewhat relaxed to keep the trolls on that one board so they don't spread out and cause general mayhem across the entire site. For the most part it has worked, aside from the occasional account suicide and porn links being posted. However, a good portion of the posts are just fads and people being stupidly funny and trolling other users. This is where I'm going to help you, the general public, see what life is like inside of LUE.

At least once a week, probably more since the frequency stupidity is so great there, I'm going to put up posts, snippets of threads, and links of the things I find on LUE. And belive me, you have no idea what you're in for. :D

Life, the Universe, and Everything

An extremely dumb quote about rap I heard...and just a part of the fallout caused by one persons stupidity.

Trillions of people listen to rap music.

From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:22:34 AM | Message Detail
Hissy fit? At least rap fans don't ***** and moan, and
stop going to their favorite restaurant just because the advertisements
play a certain type of music they don't like.
Hey, come on man, bashing more people isn't going to help.
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"Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"

From: phantom2023 | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:22:44 AM | Message Detail
thats kinda hard when theres only 6 billion people in the world
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Leaders AREN'T born, THEY'RE made. From: eCoNo fLaRe | Posted: 4/27/200412:23:17 AM | Message Detail
omg EdgeKnight is owning
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It's like a giant orgy of power where everyone leeches off of everyone
else.- NES Kess's description of bittorent

From: Gatogato | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:24:01 AM | Message DetailHere's a fun thought, get over it. It's an easy concept. Just let them have an opinion(or "troll") and instead of whining, insert your own, rational opinion.
Example:
Do this: "You do not like rap, I do, we have a difference of opinion."
Not this: "OMG! TROLLS! RAP IS COOL SO LEVEAR IT ALONE!"
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Everyone is a little bit racist. No, seriously.

From: Domino3001 | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:24:03 AM | Message
DetailI like laughing at people who think Tupac is still alive.
^_^
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

From:The Hulkster II | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:24:13 AM | Message Detail
cant spell crap without rap.
>_> *is unoriginal as some vamp guy says*
Are you 12?
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( `\(o),,_/` =AF : o : : :o `-, And That is True!

From: Vampire Wraith |Posted: 4/27/2004 12:25:02 AM | Message Detail
Don't be silly, all rap is is *****ing and moaning. *compares the amount of angst in rock to rap* Okay, buddy. Whatever you say. And I like both genres, but I'm gettin' kinda sick of these dumbass statements. Unless anyone says anything to you about your taste in music, then keep your mouth shut.
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Dawn of the Dead is probably the best horror movie since Finding Nemo -
psxdude2001
Sit yo' five dollar ass down, before I make change! - Nino Brown

From:Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:25:13 AM | Message Detail
Here's a fun thought, get over it. It's an easy concept. Just let them have an opinion(or "troll") and instead of whining, insert your own, rational opinion. Dude, he outright called all rap fans stupid. That's trolling, not a difference of opinion.
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"Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"

From: Domino3001 |Posted: 4/27/2004 12:26:08 AM | Message DetailPsh. Rock isn't all about angst. Rap has much more angst than rock. I mean... Look at "Safety Dance"!
S...A...F...E...T...Y... Safety... Dance! *starts dancing*
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made
a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.From:
The Hulkster II | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:26:20 AM | Message Detailvampire
you cant win.... simply cause you are DEFENDING RAP!
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../|,-?`=AF=AF`\(o)_\,----,,,_
( `\(o),,_/` =AF : o : : :o `-, And That is True!

From: EpicOfMan |Posted: 4/27/2004 12:26:33 AM | Message DetailI like rap
It's not crap
I'm cool
You're a fool
I'll poop on you
With my shoe
If you don't like rap
You are crap
Imagine that with a beat in the background...IM GOIN' PLATINUM!
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I have a bellybutton.

From: eCoNo fLaRe | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:26:38 AM |Message Detail
all mainstream rap can be divided into 3 categories.
sex/drugs/violence
if its not in one of those categories, its not rap.
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It's like a giant orgy of power where everyone leeches off of everyone
else.- NES Kess's description of bittorent

From: Vampire Wraith | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:27:26 AM | Message Detail
Are you 12?
You're calling me 12 because I pointed out the fact you used an old and
unoriginal phrase? WTF?
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Dawn of the Dead is probably the best horror movie since Finding Nemo -
psxdude2001
Sit yo' five dollar ass down, before I make change! - Nino Brown
From:
TaeKwonDo Master | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:27:39 AM | Message Detail
The ignorance in this topic is enough to make worlds collide.
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../|,-?`=AF=AF`\(o)_\,--,,,_
( `\(o),_/` =AF : o : : :o `-,RnB
board.http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/gentopic.asp?board=3D7445

From:Edgeknight | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:27:46 AM | Message Detail
Like I said before, its hilarious how worked up they get over nothing. And notice how I've not actually said anything or argued back, but they keep
getting more PO'ed and even pull rock out of nowhere?
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"I'm not a newbie it's just that I only registered a few days ago."
-matchulinch

From: ToXiC HaWk | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:28:13 AM | Message Detail
mmmmmm feed the flames baby
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ToXiC HaWk
Those who have long enjoyed such privileges as we enjoy, forget in time
that men have died to win them

From: The Hulkster II | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:29:29 AM | Message Detail
you cant spell crap without rap
XD oh man I love it.
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../|,-?`=AF=AF`\(o)_\,----,,,_
( `\(o),,_/` =AF : o : : :o `-, And That is True~

From: Idiots4Dummies |Posted: 4/27/2004 12:30:26 AM | Message Detail
vampire you cant win....
simply cause you are DEFENDING RAP!
This is more or less an attack on ignorance rather than a defense of
rap. And you... you should have no say in anything anymore after using the "Can't spell crap without rap" phrase. God, that gets on people's nerves worse than parkinson's.
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"Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"

From: La Hire | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:30:36 AM | Message Detail
O-o trillions?
6,362,893,103 people in teh world as of right now, according to the US
Bureau of the Census.
6,362,893,298 now.
I mean...Yeah, it just keeps going.
According to the International Programs Center, U.S. Bureau of the
Census, the total population of the World, projected to 4/27/04 at
5:30:22 GMT (4/27/04 at 1:30:22 AM EDT) is 6,362,893,377 okay, I'm gonna stop fiddling with it.
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even writing this?-Cristallina

From:The Hulkster II | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:31:21 AM | Message Detail
oh god get over it everyone this is LUE
where ignorance roams free and everyone lies about their intelligence.
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../|,-?`=AF=AF`\(o)_\,----,,,_
( `\(o),,_/` =AF : o : : :o `-, And That is True!

From: Idiots4Dummies | Posted: 4/27/2004 12:33:37 AM | Message Detailoh god get over it everyone this is LUE where ignorance roams free and everyone lies about their intelligence.
Well, ya know, it'd be nice to see less ignorance around here.
Seriously, wouldn't you agree? Should I even wait for you to respond to
this? Or would a game of "Let's see how many times I can punch myself in
the testicles before I pass out" be more rewarding?
To be fair, that is a very, very fun game. Escpecially once you get past
foursies.
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"Here is your throat back, thanks for the loan"

2004-04-22T23:42:00.000-05:00

I'm back, and I'm a BLOODY ANIMAL!!!!!!!!

Just had to get that out. After two weeks of feeling like total shit, I have to celebrate a day of feeling almost human. And how did the Slave celebrate you ask? Well, I mowed the lawn, spent some time on the treadmill, and played a few hours of Fallout. A great game for any RPG fans out there. Pretty anticlimactic, I know. But I'm here and updating so that's something as well.

Mystery illness is still a mystery. I suppose that when I finally die, and the nice person gives me that gorgeous "Y" incision and starts poking around, then someone will be able to point to something and say, "So that's what was causing all the problems. Should have known". But until that happens, I have a couple of things for you all to check out.

First, for all of you political hounds out there. There is a local woman here in Lincoln, NE that has been getting a lot of attention on Capitol Hill with her blog lately. Check it out in the links section under "The Wonkette." Pretty good stuff.

A little page I found that is slightly more serious. The after effects of Chernobyl on the surrounding area so many years later. A kind of eerie and sad presentation of what life could be like on this planet if certain people pushed the wrong buttons. Have a look, it really puts some things in perspective. http://www.angelfire.com/extreme4/kiddofspeed

Now, down to the nitty gritty. This weeks Angel. For the most part I thought it was pretty good. I'm reserving final judgement until I see the total after effects of losing the mindwipe next week, but for the most part I liked it. I really liked Adam Baldwin. As much as I like some eye candy, Eve, I think they should have had him as liason from the beginning. It was nice seeing Spike get kicked around too. I never really liked the idea of having him on the show, but if they're going to use him as a comic relief punching bag, I suppose it's alright. I tried to get some discussion going on the ASSB last night by tossing out my thoughts on Gunn deserving everything he's getting in "The Dungeon", and Angel's culpability on the mindwipe thus completely violating his friends and everything he's supposed to stand for, but had no takers. Oh well, there's always next week.

Before I sign off, I just have to put a mini rant out there. The weather people around this area are totally worthless. I can count the number of correct forecasts in the last week on one fingerless hand. I know predicting the weather in Nebraska is pretty much a crap shoot most of the time. We usually rely on Eye Witness Weather around here. Which is I look out the window and witness the weather. But you'd think if someone were getting paid to do a job, and couldn't get it right time after time after time, you might just start looking for a new person to do that job. It's not like the farmers here actually depend on the weather forecasts to make life altering financial decisions. Stuff like when to plow and plant. When to reap the winter crop. When you get to do machine maintenance. When you just get a day off. Not in Nebraska. Here you get a pat on the back, a "keep up the good work", and a raise for being incompetent at your job. Well, I'm glad to see that degree in meteorological science is going to good use. keep up the good work.

Anyway, that's pretty much it. Not much of an update, I know. But since life is still pretty boring in my own personal Hell here in Nebraska, you'll just have to be satisfied with this for now.

2004-04-14T17:26:00.000-05:00

Message from the Iron Maiden...

Well, today's the day. The first of the last six episodes airs tonight. *sigh*

This comes with a bittersweet feeling of elation for me. It's great that we finally get a new episode to watch. The last couple of months without ATS has been Hell. Downright painful. And I'm glad I get something good to watch tonight. But it also signals the beginning of the end. The final episodes. The last of the last. And that just plain blows.

Now, I'm not going to rant about the end of ATS. That will come, but I'm waiting until the end finally gets here. That way the anger and disappointment will be fresh in my brain and I'll be able to express my feelings undiluted by time. So check back after the end and I'm sure you'll get and eyefull of the Slave when he's really not in a good mood. Believe me, you haven't seen anything yet.

In closing, let me just say that I hope you enjoy tonight's episode. I'm unspoiled, so I don't know what's coming. However I've been told it's going to be quite a ride at the end so savor the moments while they're here, because they never last.

2004-04-09T23:25:00.000-05:00

Random musings from the Rack:

Yes, I'm still alive. No, I don't feel any better, but I'm still alive. Trying not to dwell on the badness of late as I was starting to slip into a major depression and caught myself just in time. So, a few hammer blows to the head to snap me out of it, and here I am.

Ok, I'm pretty pissed right now. Thanks to Gretch's Wonderfalls board, I was able to check out the script for the episode that was supposed to air this week. Can I say, brilliant! FOX, blow me. Not just for cancelling this show, but for not showing the rest of the finished episodes in your posession. Especially this one. I hate to keep beating this into the ground, so I'll just say this. Stupid, idiotic, moronic, foolish, lameass, mentally challenged, worthless people. That's to FOX, or the people that keep watching those incredibly bad reality shows to get them renewed, or both. Take your pick.

"Are you the cow of pain?"

Read the script, you won't be disappointed. It was great stuff. Incredibly well written. Great character development. Breakthroughs were made, and I'm not talking about the cow. I really want to see this episode.

Ok, on to something else. 47 hours of Star Trek this week. Yeppers, I'm a Trek fan. Always have been. Now, Deep Space Nine is far from my fave Trek series, but I'll take what I can get. With a lack of quality programming on tv, the end of Angel coming, and the cancellation of Wonderfalls, I have to watch something. So, Now I have 47 hours of DS Nine on tape waiting for future watching. I'll let you know if my opinion on this show changes or not.

Yeah, I know. It's been pretty boring being me for the last two weeks. When I have these episodes of feeling bad, I just tend to hide in my cave and shut out the world. Trust me, it's better for all involved this way.

Anyway, if there's anything else you'd like to know, just ask. I'll be here all week. Maybe longer.

btw, I haven't found the pants. Doubt I ever will, but you never know. They just might make their way home some day.

2004-04-04T00:24:00.000-06:00

Well, they went and did it. Sooner than even I expected.

It has been reported at Tim Minear.Net that the smart and funny show, Wonderfalls, has been cancelled. After only a few weeks and no promotion, the brain trust at FOX has given this wonderful show the axe. Thus insuring that I will no longer have to watch any show after the end of Angel.

This has also had the following effect. FOX, you have now slipped past the bottom of the bowl, and are just waiting for me to hit the lever to send you swirling. You have no other quality shows on your network. You murdered Firefly. You slaughtered Wonderfalls. You're being overrun by substandard programming. In other words, reality shows. And not even good reality shows. Should I point out "Playing it Straight", or "the Littlest Groom"? Nah, unnecessary. So why would I even lower myself to watch anything you put on the air? Easy answer, I won't.

I just wonder how these decisions are made at your network. Are you run by a group of morons? Or just one monumental moron, like the WB? Maybe you use focus groups made up of stray animals gathered from the pound and whichever show they urinate on is the one you stick with. Possibly you're letting the UPN folks program your network, which would explain a lot. I don't know. Really don't care. I do know that two blind men playing yard darts with a couple of boomerangs have a better chance of hitting the mark than you do of putting quality programming on the air.

In closing. To whatever mentally challenged chimpanzee you have tossing feces at a piece of paper to decide the programming schedule at the FOX network, let me just pull up a quote from the immortal Eric Cartman from South Park. Suck my balls. And I mean that sincerely.

2004-04-02T22:55:00.000-06:00

Let me ask you something. Have you ever been afraid to go to sleep?

If you're easily upset, you may not want to read any further.

Now I'm not talking about being afraid of having nightmares. I'm not a kid anymore. I still have nightmares, but they don't bother me anymore. I've died in my dreams more times than I can count, and I'm still here. I'm talking about being afraid just to go to sleep. Afraid of what might happen when you're unconscious. Being so afraid that you do whatever you can to stay awake until your body finally gives out of physical exhaustion.

That's how it's been for me the last couple of nights. Anyone who has read any of my posts from late last year knows I've had this mystery ailment that the doctors just can't seem to get a grip on. It used to be just rapid heart rate, palpitations, vertigo, and bouts of almost blacking out. There used to be no pain with these "attacks". Well, the symptoms seem to be progressing now.

The last couple of days, I've had these same symptoms going on again after a couple of months without. But now they brought a couple of friends along. Now I get shooting pains across my chest and back as well. Last night, while sitting at my computer, along with the shooting pains, came the oh so unpleasant numbness in my left arm. Sounds like fun huh.

I know what you are most likely thinking, the same thing I have been thinking the last couple of days. Sounds an awful lot like the prelude to a heart attack. The only symptoms I have been missing are the pain in my jaw, and swelling of the left ankle. Although that could still be coming. However, my doctor still assures me that is not the case. The ECG still comes up normal. Oh, it shows the irregular heartbeat, but suprisingly no attack.

So, here I sit. Afraid to go to sleep because of what might happen. What if it is a heart attack just waiting for the right moment. That extra two seconds of waking up and trying to get out of bed to the phone could mean life or death. What if I can't even make it out of bed and wake up just long enough to die? What if I don't wake up at all, and just go in my sleep? I don't know about you, but if death is coming, I wanna see it coming. I don't want to, as the expression goes, wake up dead. And if I do, what then? Who's going to know? Nobody checks on me here. Nobody comes to visit me here, I always go there. My friends are used to not seeing me for long periods of time. I don't talk to the rest of my family. What about my dog? What's going to happen to her? Is she going to starve while I'm a rotting corpse waiting to be found? Hell, even the neighbors are used to not seeing me for weeks at a time. Who's going to know if I just fall over and die?

So here I sit. Afraid.

2004-03-30T15:33:00.000-06:00

I'd just like to thank everyone for stopping in and giving the Dungeon some signs of life. Your patronage is greatly appreciated.

My thought of the day. The FOX network gained one point in their favor in my eyes for moving Wonderfalls from the Friday night death slot to Thursday night after Tru Calling. Don't get me wrong, their reputation is still in the shitter as far as I'm concerned for the total mistreatment of Firefly, but they just went from the very bottom of the bowl to about two inches up. Did someone from the network read the message boards and take what fans were saying to heart? Did they pay attention when the re-run of the pilot got better ratings the next Thursday than the premiere did the previous Friday? Did a kindly fireman come into the corporate offices and pry open some program directors ass with the jaws of life so they could get their head out?

We'll probably never know, but whatever happened, they finally did the right thing for once. Good job!

2004-03-27T13:34:00.000-06:00

This is it. I think this place is finally ready for some outside habitation. I know things look pretty sparse right now, but that will change. Until then, well you'll just have to be satisfied with this.

Thanks for coming. Have a beer. Relax. Enjoy the obnoxious color design. Tag the board. Let me know what you think. All criticism will be considered. It is highly likely that this template will be changed soon, and quite often since, like a little kid, I'm easily distracted by shiny objects and candy.

Please check the links. I linked to a few of the places that I visit on a regular basis. If I linked to your site and you don't want me to, let me know and I'll make it go away. If I didn't link to your site and you want me to, let me know and I'll make it happen.

One last thing. I'd like to thank the Leafy Goddess for starting me on this new obsession. For teaching me the basics of html. For keeping me up 'til the wee hours with the insanity of getting things to look how I want them. Thank you. I'll make sure the nice men with the "I Luv Me" jackets save one for you when they come for me.

That is all for now, the Slave is back out.

2004-03-23T15:40:00.000-06:00

Oh, one thing I forgot. There isn't a lot of you out there who will get this, but one of you will.

Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear kicks your ass at Gin Rummy.

2004-03-23T15:15:00.000-06:00

3/23/'04

That's right folks, I finally did it. Thanks to the prodding of one Leafy Goddess who shall remain nameless, coughshrubberycough, I decided to get the blog thing going.

For now, this is it. There will definitely be some good stuff in the days and weeks to come so feel free to check back. Until then, get the hell out.