The Dungeon, Dwelling of the Slave
Only have one thing to say today.
I want my Shrubs. If you seen or heard from Shrubbery in the last couple of months, let me know. For the life of me I can't get a hold of her.
Just want to know that she's still alive and kicking is all.
The Slave is back out.
*sigh*
Yes, I'm here again. Here to talk a little bit about a subject that I'm sure everyone is sick to death of hearing about, but I have to do it anyway.
Michael Jackson. He was found not guilty in case you've been living under several tons of rock. This is a travesty of justice of the highest order. All I've been seeing since the verdict came in is his supporters parading around saying things like "See, he didn't do it", and "He's completely innocent otherwise he wouldn't have been found not guilty." Puhleeaaasse. Just because the jury found him not guilty does not mean that he didn't molest any children. It proves absolutely nothing more than the people they chose for jury duty that day are complete and utter morons.
In a interview I watched with the jury after the trial was over most members of the jury said that they thought he was guilty of molesting children. Yes, go back and read that sentence one more time, I'll wait. Done? Good.
Fucking idiots. Let me get this straight. This pervert was on trial for child molestation. You, the jury, believed he was guilty of child molestation. In your infinite stupidity you took your duty to convict this man whom you believed was guilty and found him innocent anyway. Now go back and read that sentence again as well. I'll wait once more.
Can someone, anyone, explain to me how twelve people who are sitting on a jury, and believes the defendant is guilty, can still come up with a verdict of not guilty? I really don't understand this. I admit that my faith in humanity is pretty damn low. And my faith in the judicial system has always been even lower than that. But this just takes all of my expectations and beliefs and tosses them in a porta potty and stirs them around with the rest of the shit. Idiocy like this cannot be allowed to continue.
Right now, at this very moment, someone somewhere should sterilize all twelve members of that jury. That's right, these people should NOT be allowed to breed. If they have children right now, the children should be taken away in the hopes that they can still be saved from the ignorance that they are obviously being deluged in by these twelve people. Then these people should be locked up. For a very long time. With Michael Jackson. Then we'd see what kind of verdict they'd turn in.
I could go on and on about this for pages and pages. I think I'll just leave it here though and go have a beer.
*shakes head and the general stupidity of those twelve people*
The Slave is back out.
Once again, it's been a little while since I've been here. Life has been kinda hectic lately. Boring stuff, but a whole lot of it. That's why renovations in Slavey's Dungeon have been put on hiatus for the time being. Hopefully not too long though.
Now on to the good stuff.
Paris Hilton. I can't even tell you how sick and tired I am of seeing and hearing about this rottenly spoiled gutter trash. That's right, this woman is trash. Don't be blinded by the money, the jewelry, or the chihuahua, this bitch is evil to the core. How this woman got famous for for fucking and sucking some white trash club loser and selling the video tape is way beyond me. I just don't get it. Can someone explain to me why the world loves this slut? Anyone? Is this the kind of garbage you want your daughter growing up to emulate? Getting drunkenly stupid and jumping on the first swinging meat she can find? I won't even go into the fact thst she looks like a deformed Ken doll in drag. So, can anyone explain to me the appeal of this whorish drag queen? I'm listening.
Ok, enough about that for now. On to something else.
The state of television. It might be looking up for the moment. Tomorrow is the premier of "The Insider". Tim Minear is a tv GOD. Watch it. If you don't I'm going to have Paris Hilton come and stay with you for a month. I can do it. And in just over a month begins the new seasons of Stargate SG1, and Atlantis. I wasn't really looking forward to the new season of SG1 until I found out about the new cast additions. Ben Browder is coming on. Claudia Black is coming back. Mitch Pileggi, who has been a fave of mine since I first saw him in "Shocker", is coming on. That alone is enough to make me tune in. And I just love Atlantis on its own merits. Other than that, I'll wait until the new season starts on the other major networks before I comment on any of their shows. And if I spaced and left out something you think I should know about starting up soon, let me know.
Cars. Cars really suck. I hate cars. Except for the one I'm driving now. It rocks. You can't beat a station wagon that gets 35 miles per gallon, especially with the horrific gas prices. I suppose my opinion of my Cavalier might change the first time it breaks on me, but probably not.
The weather. Damn hot around here. The weatherman says it's supposed to get up to around 95-100 tomorrow. And with the ridiculously high humidity and dew point that usually means heat indexes in the 110-115 range. Yes, it gets that hot in Nebraska in the summer. Even hotter around mid july. Thank goodness for air conditioning.
Beer. Beer is still good. Especially when the weather is scorching hot as it is here right now. Remember this. Your family may blow donkey sack, your friends may desert you, your pet may shit on the carpet, but beer will always be there for you. It won't judge you. It won't leave you. It will always do what it has always done for you. Beer. The other other white meat. Beer, it's what's for dinner. Beer, a loaf of bread in every can. Beer.
Well, I suppose I've rambled enough for the moment. Stop back again for another edition of "Slavey's Inane Ramblings". And in the word of some sadly famous white trash whore, "That's Hot".
The Slave is back out.
Just stopping in for a quick note. The Slave has found a new vehicle. Well, it isn't new, but it is new to me. And this one actually runs. So, goodbye to the untrustworthy shadow, hello to the cavalier station wagon.
Just thought I'd let you all know that the Slave is mobile again. At least for now.
The Slave is back out.
Ok, I know it's been a while since I've been here. Couldn't be helped. Real life took over for a while and I haven't been anywhere near my computer for almost a month. And Blogger and webtv don't exactly cooperate so I couldn't post while I was on the road. But I'm here now.
Quick reflections.
Lawyers suck ass. Ok, maybe not all lawyers are blood sucking parasites. I'm sure there are some real nice ones out there. I haven't met them. Every laywer I have ever met has been a boil on the ass of society.
Beer is still good. I love beer. I could use one right now as a matter of fact.
The Gas company that I have been fighting in Colorado is the biggest conglomeration of piss ant life sucking asshats I've ever had the misfortune to do business with. You donut punchers can kiss my lily white ass. And I mean that sincerely. I'm not done with you yet. Before it's all finished you will rue the day you ever heard my name.
My car. Still broke. Every time I think I have it fixed it sneaks around behind me and bites me on the ass again. And I can't even get anywhere right now to look at buying a different car because my car doesn't run. Grrrrrrrrrr.
My life. Still breathing. I suppose that's good. Well, on most days it is. The last three or four days have been for shit. Breaking things. Getting stuck in the middle of nowhere in a monsoon like rainstorm. *sigh*
Anyway, that's about it for now. I know I promised a change of scenery around here but it was preempted by life. It'll come.
In the meantime, I did find this humorous little site while I was out of town. Go here and enjoy. :)
rathergood.com
The Slave is back out.
Thought I'd let you all know that you will soon be seeing a new and improved Dungeon in the near future. That beautiful clock is just the beginning. Renovations will abound shortly.
Now on to business. Well, I really don't have any business to attend to so I guess I'll just ramble a little. Going on a trip soon. Shouldn't be gone for more than a week though. Heading to Colorado to get my taxes done on some land my family owns there. I'd say that this is going to be about the biggest pain in my ass for a while, but a couple of weeks after that I have to go back. Won't go into too much detail about what I'll be doing there but suffice it to say that it involves breaking a lease, litigation, and the biggest bunch of conniving assholes I've ever had the misfortune to meet. Fucking bastards. Pisses me off just thinking about them.
So I'll move on to something else. Beer. Beer is good. Beer is good for you. A loaf of bread in every can. You can't beat beer. Beer kicks ass. Except for that new Budweiser select. Avoid that stuff like the plague. Drink water instead as it's pretty much the same thing and water tastes soooo much better. A friend of mine bought some because it was on sale here. And we tried to drink it. That stuff isn't even good after you've had a twelve of the regular stuff first. I know, I tried. Most of my friends and I are big beer drinkers. The convenience store on the corner would have folded looong ago if not for our drinking habits. And we all luvs our Budweiser, but it was unanimous. Stay away from that nastiness.
Next. On to the state of our government. HAH, got you there. Not going to discuss that badness today either. I'm better off talking politics when I've had a few, or a few dozen. Since I haven't partaken of my Budweiser habit today I'll skip the whole deal of calling Congress a pack of asshats of ginormous proportions. I shall not say that GW Bush is an uneducated idiot who I really wouldn't even trust to take my fast food order let alone run the country. I refuse to talk about the shambles that is the current state of social security and the fact that, by the time I'm anywhere close to retirement age, there isn't going to be any money left there at all even though they keep raking everyone over the coals taking money to put into it. Nope, not going to talk about that stuff.
I think that's about enough rambling for now. Have a good one folks. Thanks for stopping by. Don't forget to tag the board. C'Ya.
The Slave is back out.
Back again. Sorry I haven't been doing the update thing on a regular basis. Been pretty busy with stuff lately. Stuff and things. You know how it is. Just thought I'd drop off a quick update since my computer seems to be cooperating for the moment.
Been sick for a little while. Nothing major, just a nasty cold. Pretty much kept me from doing much of anything for the last week and a half. So, car not fixed. Cabin fever hitting pretty hard. Hadn't had a beer in over a week, and that is astounding for me. I'm craving pretty hard but since almost everything I eat and drink tastes kinda nasty because of the cold I have so far refrained. Maybe some Wild Turkey would hit the spot though. Hmmmm.
Before I leave, I have one what the fuck moment for you all to consider. About the tragedy that happend in Atlanta and political correctness. Whomever thought it was a good idea to have a 120lb woman guarding a 200lb ex football player who had been recently found with two shanks in his shoe. If you haven't heard about this it ended with that man overpowering and murdering this woman to escape custody. What the fuck were you people thinking? Who is the brain surgeon that said "Sure, she can take care of herself if he starts some trouble. After all, he's chained up and she has a gun. It doesn't matter that he's twice her size with three times her strength. She can handle herself". Good job numb nuts. This is a case where being politically correct got someone killed. This could have been easily avoided if someone would have just used their brain a little instead of listening to all of the idiots that spout P.C. slogans about men and women being equal. I'm all for everyone being treated equally, having the same jobs, sharing the same responsibilities and all of that, but this was just idiocy at it's highest point. Whether you want to admit it or not, there are some areas where men and women are not equal. I know you're probably saying "Slavey, I know a woman who would kick your ass". And you may be right. Show me that one woman and I'll show you 1000 more that have absolutely no chance of even carrying my tv up the stairs let alone coming out of a row in one piece.
This may sound bad, and it will probably piss off a lot of people that come here. But if you can't see the truth that's right in front of your face in a situation like this, as I know a lot of people can't, then you obviously haven't learned anything from the incident that I have pointed out to you. Men and women are NOT created equal in all areas. It's a fact of life. Face it and maybe we can avoid the next innocent person being murdered because of some ass backwards politically correct stupidity.
And the Slave is back out.
